The Bonk

They literally have no reason to. As long as they’re not going to advertise tickets for the Asia Cup, STs, merchandise or anything else they’ve got links to then, no, fine. It’s basic comms. It’s amateur. The only reason I feel this saga has any legitimacy is the club’s lack of communication. No quarters for any of the payphones and all the media outlets deny the charges on collect calls.

They literally have no reason to. As long as they’re not going to advertise tickets for the Asia Cup, STs, merchandise or anything else they’ve got links to then, no, fine. It’s basic comms. It’s amateur. The only reason I feel this saga has any legitimacy is the club’s lack of communication.

Not sure if this has been posted: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/may/22/premier-league-finances-club-guide-2017-18-accounts-manchester-united-city?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

He asked for 'obscure'.

https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/mike-ashley-ready-to-finalise-newcastle-united-agreement-with-rafa-benitez-1-9782920

The 5 goals not enough?

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How has this happened? He was in the damn clear and the follow up run was terrible.

Love you, Stiffers! Will think of you when I'm at the game tonight, bud.

Have you seen how we get our goals? What are the chances a striker will get one? A fella can dream, can't he?

Mitro winner then red carded from gannin radge

"Still emotionally tied to the club" He's made these his fucking spirit animal.

Any alliance with the North Sea is risky when it has taken so many of their people down the years. Genuine LOL at this.

Like a train powering through a field of crisp packets.

I've been wondering if it's an act. I mean, to even be in this position for a man of his wealth and stature is ridiculous.

He's unreal and so out of touch. This tubby cunt was in the right market at the right time and just happened to be shrewd enough to make billions. Hardly say he was in the right place at the right time. He created the opportunity. That sector had seen nothing like SD before nor since. He blew the competition out of the water with his model. Kids (or rather parents) spend much more on sportswear now as a result of SD than they did before because he's created a value for money offering that just simply wasn't there before. Say what you want about him but you unless you've started a business, grown a business massively, developed a brand, floated a business and then ran a PLC as a majority shareholder (all whilst becoming a billionaire) then you can't call him lucky ffs. You simply do not achieve billionaire status with luck alone. Okay. This motherfucker has had me giggling with how he conducts himself in a public arena, which is that of a bumbling idiot. Also, you've expanded on the blanket statement I made to basically prove my point of him being a shrewd businessman. Never did I mention him being lucky, Chief. Why are you defending the cunt?

He's unreal and so out of touch. This tubby cunt was in the right market at the right time and just happened to be shrewd enough to make billions.

Like Weekend At Bernie's Needs to be David Squires'd.

Decent sketch!

Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Christ

Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig)