The Bonk

"Are they saying Boooo-urns?"

Does contradicting yourself count if it's brackets? CHILL OUT EREBODIES!!! I can't believe people aren't used to this sort of behaviour having supported the Toon all these years.

But Harry coming is LUDICROUS isn't it, Wullie mate? (Please forgive me, Wulbert) It is. He must be MAD. Not as mad as I f****** am. I'm sorry, Wullie mate. I know you're upset, but it's a little funny, isn't it?

But Harry coming is LUDICROUS isn't it, Wullie mate? (Please forgive me, Wulbert)

Not red in the face enough, but close.

Big "Hairy" Bollocks. ZING!

Meh, liked it better before. Good try, though.

Reputable rags, though.

Exactly what I've been saying. Harry with loads of money will be better than Sam without much. Can't believe the state some people are getting themselves worked up into. I can, and it's overly entertaining. If I was Harry, I'd stay put, but we all know what he's done in the past.

Here. You fanny.

Oh god that has cheered me up ALOT mackems.gif Might be the best picture ever posted describing a situation. Well done, Allen mate.

Daniel Day-Lewis! (There will be blood!!!)

Yeah, Criminalz up in this piece, yo! "Oi Ashely, me not 'avin dis new appointment yo made, ya herd! Me'z about ta bitch slap ya.... Booyakasha!"

According to who? bet you never thought your idol would repeat the past "mistakes" of Fred eh mackems.gif Bad timing, no replacement, no "plan", letting the press know first. Who'd have thought it eh. Not the only big bad nasty chairman in the world after all ..... Still obsessed ie your avatar I see ? You should have got over your little hurt feelings by now http://constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/yawn8hm.jpg tbh didn't think I'd hear you say or admit that I've been proved right after all We/you don't know all the facts yet so we/you shouldn't be judging anyone at the moment. Very few details about Sam's disposition have been announced. one of the first sensible posts I've seen so far. You're quite correct in fact. So much so that it actuall deserves a sensible response. The replacement will be the best man for the job in respect of how well Mort and Ashley want to do, would you agree. Not my choice, or yours. Their choice. Then we can judge them, on how much they back him. That's better, innit!

According to who? bet you never thought your idol would repeat the past "mistakes" of Fred eh mackems.gif Bad timing, no replacement, no "plan", letting the press know first. Who'd have thought it eh. Not the only big bad nasty chairman in the world after all ..... Still obsessed ie your avatar I see ? You should have got over your little hurt feelings by now I still can't believe you're 25.

When doesn't it?

Cross every name but Mourinho So Hitzfeld and Houllier aren't good enough?

Forgot about the Southampton debacle? Hardly comparable. Wha? He said he regretted leaving Pompey and don't you think it was mighty stupid of him to switch clubs like that? You said it seems ludicrous, which it isn't in him coming here. It's football mate, you can't rule anything out. He was in turmoil in the months before leaving Pompey and constantly arguing with the chairman over that Croatian bloke. If he hadn't gone to Southampton, he'd probably have ended up leaving anyway. Now he's got a new chairman, good team, new stadium on the way, plenty of cash and he's in his comfort zone - plus he'll have the advantage of looking on it with an attitude of "once bitten, twice shy." He'd have to be MENTAL. If it's Redknapp, I'm off down Fenwick's. I agree he'd be mental to leave, but it isn't out of the realm of possibility. (If it is him, I'll fly over and meet you at Fenwick's)

Yesterday I thought for a bit that it was going to be McClaren. Thankfully, I don't think there's a snowballs chance in hell that it'll be him today No you didn't, you didn't have a clue who it was going to be. On the plus side, mate, there's only a few who do. Of course I didn't have a proper clue, that doesn't mean I didn't THINK there wasn't anyone who was in pole-position. Glad you shared!

Forgot about the Southampton debacle? Hardly comparable. Wha? He said he regretted leaving Pompey and don't you think it was mighty stupid of him to switch clubs like that? You said it seems ludicrous, which it isn't, him coming here. It's football mate, you can't rule anything out.

Forgot about the Southampton debacle?

Yes you do and I don't think it's killing you in the slightest. Stick to that new regime and you'll be as healthy as a cucumber! Now is not the time to eat 'comfort food'.

Yesterday I thought for a bit that it was going to be McClaren. Thankfully, I don't think there's a snowballs chance in hell that it'll be him today No you didn't, you didn't have a clue who it was going to be. On the plus side, mate, there's only a few who do.

1 in every 2 games under Roeder and thats with a career threatening injury, pretty good record tbh, but that was jus under Roeder Just as good as Viduka or as immobile.

Uhhh.... did you take a note from Mort's book, or what?