The Bonk

Would rather see her in the Shirt than him. Preferably without the matching shorts. Absolutely not.Its going to be a waste of time Im sure.Dont you guys have better things to do than to see other people's wifes doing ridiculous things. Ummmm....... Well, I'd rather talk about her than someone who's wasted 2 years of our time as a footballer. Oh! and a shitload of the club's finances.

Nail on the f**king head. I just think peopled are irked because it took him so long to quash the rumours. Glad he finally did, though. Stay healthy, Mickey!

I agree, Doc, he's just trying to "big himself up" for Pompey. I bet droopy face told him to say such things.

Would rather see her in the Shirt than him. Preferably without the matching shorts.

"...but she ain't hangin' wit no broke... Spaniard?"

At least we know he can score in some aspects of his life. First Google images result: http://www.corimpromptu.org/coralia/Images/MartaLuna.jpg Way to go dude. Martian Luna Landing!

Hahaha.... her hairline is resenting her face! Shave off the hair and she looks like that cock-eyed bloke from silence of the lambs (the one that collects bugs)!!! MANGINA ALERT!!!

At least we know he can score in some aspects of his life.

Hahaha.... her hairline is resenting her face!

What the hell are you on about? Honestly, that makes no sense.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/6254338.stm Took a bit of a hit on that one.

A Calgarian, huh? Time to change your sig, mate. Well done for being at the Austrian game, Moe. Dale Mitchell is garbage, complete garbage. Canada had no end product in the final 1/3 what-so-ever. Edgar had the only decent shot on goal (Header, good save by the keeper) and Peters, Ricketts were simply shocking. Lombardo was doing great holding up the ball, thought he played well. The shitty thing is that we should have beat Congo, they weren't that good but finished their chances.

Wow, now that was embarrassing. First team to not score a goal or register a point. Pathetic. Also, I realize it was raining, but that turnout was shocking. 75% of the Stadium was empty. Should have played all the games in Toronto.

Agreed, I shouldn't be like this, but the activity has me wanting more signings as quick as possible. I imagine we'll get a few more in before the window closes.

Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least.

Wellander, shoot me a PM, I'm out in High Park. Was thinking about heading down for a match.

My mate's is this weekend, hopefully the only one sans pants is the stripper!

correct. Giving chance tto the youth is the main aim. if they make the grade, you are in great profit. they will be loyal, they will understand the fans and the tradition of the club. people like evans and cathcart are both born united fans ( NI ), have the british grit and understand what united is all about. I saw evans in last years pre season tournament. His eyes were gleaming with joy as he was in the starting line up wearing the united shirt. Who is this fucking United you speak of??? Drives me insane when you cunts/media refer to yourselves as "United".

It's a strange site seeing a naked man in public, let alone a football match. Then the bloke is so drunk he can't control his bowel's? Fucking hell.

"Newcastle-Online's Most Contructive Poster" - You build house's or summick?

The MLS has really taken off here in Toronto and TFC have been a huge hit, selling out the park every match and people get pissed and create an amazing atmosphere. It's really just one huge piss up. Anyways, this takes place about a month ago at BMO Field here (Toronto), at our second home match. I'm standing in line as it's my round and out of the corner of my eye I see this completely naked bloke running towards me (Screaming "TFC! TFC! TFC!") and I quickly turn around and watch as he runs past and out towards the pitch. I, naturally, abandon my beer mission and watch to see how far the streaker makes it. Just as he set's foot on the pitch he's tackled and thrown in cuffs. Everyone is laughing, even the security/coppers as this bloke is still screaming "TFC! TFC!". They keep walking him back towards the concession and all of a sudden he falls down (still screaming "TFC! TFC!") and SHITS HIMSELF WHILST ON THE GROUND! The coppers and security back off and leave him on the ground with shit running down his leg all whilst still screaming "TFC! TFC!". A minute later after the laughter and the cops realize they can't leave him there, they pick him up and carry him to the outside of the stadium. I figure I'd seen the last of this mess a retreat to my seat and proceed to tell my mates what I've just seen. They and about 15 people around me are in disbelief. The match ends and just as we're leaving the park, guess who comes running back in through the crowd, still naked, with dried shit stains all over his legs screaming "TFC!, TFC!". The cops rush over, throw him in cuffs again, but the kicker this time is that there is a massive crowd of people yelling at the cops to "Let him go! Let him go!". The cops look at eachother and sure enough, let him go off towards the car park. How do you explain that one to your coworkers? So, can anyone top that?

Do we really need a trophy signing? No. That's nothing new or stunning, frankly. I'll be stunned if we're in a good position(6-9th) come christmas and all/most of our players are healthy.

I hope we hear the same sort of thing about Carr.

2 weeks or so, innit? July 17th or 18th, IIRC. Nowt that I think 2mil is a big deal, just curious s'all.

I suppose it doesn't need reported anymore now that we've been de-listed?