The Bonk

I don't like to lose, but I'd rather it be today than monday. I honestly wanted us to do well in the cup. Fucking pelanty's.

Ha.

"2142: With regard to a now corrected earlier entry, AlderSHOT I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry. Sorry. That's sorry. Once for good measure; sorry"

Undoubtedly because he's developed his "all round game". Was awesome at Liverpool, been shite ever since.

He's the black italian version of Gazza. Except he's sober... does that make him better or worse?

Read that and immediately wanted to hit something or someone. What a knob.

From the beeb text feed, fucking mong.

His crossing today was superb. Balotelli's second for example.

Was mint.

Ahahahaha.....that Mancini fist pump walking down the stairs.

Holy shit.

What! I've seen them wear headsets with a mic extension!

Wouldn't you if someone had presumably forced you to wear a f***ing daft hat like that? http://i.imgur.com/eyhPh.png Can you imagine the camera man talking to the control room? Cameraman: (scanning the crowd for a post goal... reaction aaaaaand bingo.....) "Aye, I found a right spacka wearing a fucking koala hat, tears flowing, locked on!" Control "Fucking hell...., camera 4 close up on the spastic in 4-3-2-1....MAGIC!"

At 26? I'm 32 next month, marra. The missus is your age, though. He's 15. I'm 25. Ahhh...thought the Bennet lad was 16. Having a quarter life crisis are we?

At 26? I'm 32 next month, marra. The missus is your age, though.

Fuck off you Rugby loving cunts!

Think I should trademark it? Sell the rights to the club shop so they can sell it on t-shirts Maybe they'll put it on the side of the Stadium.

Think I should trademark it? I can see it on t-shirts. You have the vision, I have the skills. Let's get it done.

:lol: I'm good for one every so often.

Think I should trademark it?

Fucking buttered it in like a smooth criminal!

CABEYE!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Yikes. He sounds better off playing for our reserves.

http://media.hof.wemakemedia.co.uk/cache/8594_display.jpg RTG has a Canadian correspondant while Newcastle-Online hasn't. Aye! I'm in Toronto!