The Bonk

The MLS has really taken off here in Toronto and TFC have been a huge hit, selling out the park every match and people get pissed and create an amazing atmosphere. It's really just one huge piss up. Anyways, this takes place about a month ago at BMO Field here (Toronto), at our second home match. I'm standing in line as it's my round and out of the corner of my eye I see this completely naked bloke running towards me (Screaming "TFC! TFC! TFC!") and I quickly turn around and watch as he runs past and out towards the pitch. I, naturally, abandon my beer mission and watch to see how far the streaker makes it. Just as he set's foot on the pitch he's tackled and thrown in cuffs. Everyone is laughing, even the security/coppers as this bloke is still screaming "TFC! TFC!". They keep walking him back towards the concession and all of a sudden he falls down (still screaming "TFC! TFC!") and SHITS HIMSELF WHILST ON THE GROUND! The coppers and security back off and leave him on the ground with shit running down his leg all whilst still screaming "TFC! TFC!". A minute later after the laughter and the cops realize they can't leave him there, they pick him up and carry him to the outside of the stadium. I figure I'd seen the last of this mess a retreat to my seat and proceed to tell my mates what I've just seen. They and about 15 people around me are in disbelief. The match ends and just as we're leaving the park, guess who comes running back in through the crowd, still naked, with dried shit stains all over his legs screaming "TFC!, TFC!". The cops rush over, throw him in cuffs again, but the kicker this time is that there is a massive crowd of people yelling at the cops to "Let him go! Let him go!". The cops look at eachother and sure enough, let him go off towards the car park. How do you explain that one to your coworkers? So, can anyone top that?

Do we really need a trophy signing? No. That's nothing new or stunning, frankly. I'll be stunned if we're in a good position(6-9th) come christmas and all/most of our players are healthy.

I hope we hear the same sort of thing about Carr.

2 weeks or so, innit? July 17th or 18th, IIRC. Nowt that I think 2mil is a big deal, just curious s'all.

I suppose it doesn't need reported anymore now that we've been de-listed?

Was there a 2mil sign on bonus or was that BS?

Ericz, Are you a Citeh fan? Regards, The Bonkz.

Welcome aboard, mate.

Couldn't agree more, mate. He's a dog wanking gypo who run's in the face of adversity. I'd be ashamed if I were Irish.

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Emre looks about 17 there. Class photo, though.

Big advert with him(Edgar) on the back page(Sports section) of our national paper The Globe & Mail. Done well for our U20's, hopefully we can pull out some sort of Greek like upset in the tourney.

Can somebody add a poll to this thread? I'd be interested to see where people think we should finish given our close season activities and speculative transfer dealings. Given our abysmal season under Roeder, I was and will still be happy with a top 10 finish and the double over the fucking Mackems. Anything more than that is just bonus.

Zing!

Now that is some top drawer disdain!

Buffer.

My Smoggie friend says the same like. ...and your reply was?

Fuck me, how much in the way of wages is this cunt on again? Another Soumess cunt we have to deal with. Gerrim oot, Sammy!

Haha... he's no Southgate, mind.

Ahahahaha... well done, UV. Jol get's PWNED!!!!!

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/431003_flavorflav_200x200.jpg "YO, YO, YO, YO, ............YO-YO CLUB, G!!!!"

You're smoking crack. I am sure we have both seen Bocanegra play many times and I think he is a liability of Steven Carr proportions whenever he gets the ball. The only thing that edges Carlos out over Carr is that he has more pace (but then again who doesn't). Bocanegra is properly a center back. If you watched the final against Mexico over the weekend you saw a player who was not a liability at all, but the MOTM. He saved the US's ass on several occasions-- mistakes made by liabilities named "Gooch" Onyewu and Jonathan Spector. Without Bocanegra, the US loses that final. Edit: Also, cracked me up. The Guardian had a piece pointing out that Bocanegra had more goals last season than Shevchenko. Without the ref bottling a call in the game against us (Canada), you'd might not have made the final. Funny it was the same cunt that fucked us in WC qualifying.

Not a chance in hell this cunt turned us or Bolton down. Can't stand it when they just throw our name in the mix like that.

Why is grumpy a cunt?

Tim might help persuade him, but I'd imagine the lure of the playing in England would trump Celtic. Although, CL football is good bait for them (Celtic).