The Bonk

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The ball was dead. I don't understand it either. Dowd cocked it up, the cock. Hernandez is fucked.

Shut the fuck up, Ashley Cole.

Well, yeah. Well, we don't know. Pointing out that SKY are jumping to conclusions. With their overwhelming grasp of the obvious.

Which is saying something as you can see his head from orbit. Hahaha...nice one, hippy.

There was a Mackem lad on here years ago that was a decent bloke. Think he went by the plain old SAFC as a user name.

It's on Setanta: http://www.setanta.com/CA/TV-Listings/ You'll notice the "Live" bit in red next to the listing.

I'm in Toronto.

He's nicked my style! http://i.imgur.com/C8l7D.png

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/8/862/ZOGJ000Z/posters/looney-tunes-marvin-martin.jpg "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

Good luck to him. Hope he does well. That website is horrific, almost as ugly as their football.

We're s*** and it's bloody painful to watch. Maybe its more the fact that the yanks have drastically improved, but last CONCAF the two teams were pretty even. Granted Julian De Guzman is missing but it will take a hell of alot more to get things going for the team Canada. Really need to get Jonathon De Guzman and David Hoilett to commit, would be a huge lift for the Canadian game, De Rosario is on his way out. On the upside Atiba Hutchinson is playing well, Simpson looks canny at times and Jackson has glimpses of okayishness! Rest is utter gash though unfortunately. You're spot on with everything you've said. If those players join the cause, I think we'd be in much better shape. It's the CSA that is the real problem, they are incapable of making good decisions let alone convincing players in foreign leagues to join the cause. Plus very few fans here actually give a shit.

We're shit and it's bloody painful to watch.

It's f***ing criminal the Toon aren't coming through Toronto. Villa came here, FFS. DJ, I'd drive down to Columbus with you, but I'll be on the east coast that week.

Yup. I find myself getting angry with Arsenal more often than with the Toon for Wenger's lack of addressing the obvious.

He proved that in the Carling Cup.

Can you put a "hidden content" button on that and a NOT SAFE FOR ANYTHING message above it, please? My eyes are bleeding.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/strip10052011pbrr_1_3370183!image/3014093033.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3014093033.jpg you have those two words in the wrong order. I love that the inbreds have to point out on their signage that the store is '@' the SOL. You'd think they'd know where they were as it's the only thing in Sunderland not made of mud. Probablies trying to nick Ashley's superb idea of 'Sports Direct @ SJP' and then claim that they had it first... "First with real bricks, annarl!"

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/strip10052011pbrr_1_3370183!image/3014093033.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3014093033.jpg you have those two words in the wrong order. I love that the inbreds have to point out on their signage that the store is '@' the SOL. You'd think they'd know where they were as it's the only thing in Sunderland not made of mud.

Alreet, I'll give mine the Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger for good measure.

Awe, christ.

Colo's back pocket is full of Torres.

Ranger Danger!

Fuck off, Essien.

LuaLua!