The Bonk

Why bother?

I thought them and Le Arse already had their own channels?

I'm gutted we missed out on him. Fuckin' clown, Roeder. I WANT MY WONDER BOY!!!!!

That's probably the right answer (although last season I desperately wanted rid of McCarthy by the time he was sacked, but hey we had 10 points and anyone would have been better, your all but safe). While Roeder has all the charisma of a dead sewer rat and I can't imagine him actually motivating someone to save their own life, there is no point in sacking a manger for sacking's sake. There has to be someone else better out there to replace your manager with, otherwise you just end up repeating the whole sorry scenario 18 months later. Leaving the club out of pocket even more by paying off another manager. That said I could see Roeder taking Newcastle down next season should no improvements to the defense be made, from what I've seen the rest of squad individually is pretty sound, but they don't seem to work well together for some reason), so that should be the main area of concern. However, I don't think Newcastle would really struggle to get a better manager than Roeder, as you are quite a big club and I think you could easily tempt a decent enough manager from the Spanish or Italian leagues, albeit with a decent wedge of compo, to replace Roeder, with the promise of a decent transfer budget. One thing that should really be done , before sacking any manager in my opinion, is singling out who you want to replace and find out if that person would be interested, as sacking someone and then not having any idea who to replace him with generally leaves a club in limbo. Cracking post, Mackem.

I've never understood the "better side lost" argument. You didn't score enough goals, cunts!

It's actually "complicated", turnip tits. You don't capitalize letters in the middle of words.

I could see Spurs having a go at signing him. Bolton, Everton and us.

Now that's funny. Ta

It is far worse than any of that.

Be easy to throw a brick through those coaches. Better have some extra on standby, Quinny.

Too funny

So, you're foreign to Newcastle or Newcastle is foreign to you? I guess, since I was born in the Toon but moved to Canada at a young age and was raised here, that Newcastle are my "Top Foreign Club". If you want to get into logistics.

SPAIN: cunts ITALY: cunts FRANCE: cunts GERMANY: cunts PORTUGAL: cunts HOLLAND: AJAX (Saw a game there vs. Feyenoord and it was class) CANADA: Toronto FC (Yeah, it's MLS, but I'm looking forward to seeing some matches at our new park, got my tickets for Beckham's first game over here.)

http://home.socal.rr.com/kfa/images/kleenex.jpg I need them watching wor lot, the pain... OOhh.. i thought Scy ask you to do masturbate... here i got some vaseline spare You are fast becoming my most favourite poster on here and I mean that in all seriousness. The utter randomness of your posts is absolutely delightful. Keep up the good work. As for Ronaldo, Christ he was good again tonight. If he isn't the best in the world, he's certainly the best in the Premiership. He makes Rooney look positively ordinary by comparison. More of a legend than Shearer, tbh. His "Dick like tree branch" comment in the Beckham thread was/is priceless.

You can't have Krul on loan. There, I said it, you're stuck with "tubbycan'tgettoground" Robinson.

Hopefully it's on the exciting side of things instead of the dross some of their clashes have served up.

There goes my dream of them bottling everything. Cunts.

This may sound a stupid question, but I don't know, I haven't seen much of one of them, and obviously even less of the other, but if you had to get rid of one as they couldn't play together, who would it be, a fit Owen, or Martins? Christ, that is a tough question. Do we take the loss on Owen or make profit on Martins? Then, on the other hand, Owen has maybe 4 quality years in him and Oba has at least double that. I guess, going on that, I'd sell Owen. It's just so hard to let someone of his quality go, however. I'd keep both for the forseable future.

Something is rotten about this.... The bus could have hit a tree, FFS. There was probably enough room for the Scum in Niooollesss Disco Pants to travel back to the land where soap fails to exist.

best fantasy team player ever About to lose his clean sheet, pen to Watford. Think he's lost his confidence by now.

We don't deserve Europe with the season we've put in. Fuck the Manc's, I want them to bottle it.

best speech bubble ever. Agreed, the master strikes again.

Erm. Did you see the way the Riot Police were all in the Man U end, just watching the Roma fans lobbing all sorts over? That's provocation. If the police had been on both sides, hell, just ROMA's side, this would have been a lot less likely to happen. It was a typical "Get the English, they're the real trouble" mentality from the Italians. More likely, though, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a deliberate move on the Police's part not to make matters worse and have a running battle between the Police and Roma fans. Sort of "let them (Mancs) have it, we can then use the usual English are trouble story". Can't believe you're blaming the Man U fans. At all. That guy with the chair, I'd have been doing that if I was there. You're being attacked by the very people put there to protect you, cause they're too s*** scared to take on their own people. f****** scum, the cops, the Roma fans, the whole lot. I'm not blaming them, Bluf. However, I don't think they're innocent of any wrong doing. I said in the CL thread that the coppers over there are baton happy and especially towards the English. The whole thing is a damn shame. To be fair, some Man U fans could take some responsibility. Maybe not the ones in the stadium, but when you're advised not to go to the stadium alone, and then do so, you're asking for it, I'm afraid. You're right though, damn shame. Just seen the head of police, or something like, on the BBC. The whitewash has begun, he said something along the lines of "It's a hobby for the English to blame the police", that as may be, but the rest of the world has eyes, too. f****** Italians. The worst part is that all this will come down to is a blame game and nothing gets done, as per usual. I was watching the report on skysports.com (link below) and the police seemed to be sparked after the Manc's broke the line of security and ran to the dividing glass. The question here is, why the fuck did the police beat the Manc's and not the Eyeties? Neither are innocent, but was the beating called for? Beat the Mancs

Erm. Did you see the way the Riot Police were all in the Man U end, just watching the Roma fans lobbing all sorts over? That's provocation. If the police had been on both sides, hell, just ROMA's side, this would have been a lot less likely to happen. It was a typical "Get the English, they're the real trouble" mentality from the Italians. More likely, though, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a deliberate move on the Police's part not to make matters worse and have a running battle between the Police and Roma fans. Sort of "let them (Mancs) have it, we can then use the usual English are trouble story". Can't believe you're blaming the Man U fans. At all. That guy with the chair, I'd have been doing that if I was there. You're being attacked by the very people put there to protect you, cause they're too s*** scared to take on their own people. f****** scum, the cops, the Roma fans, the whole lot. I'm not blaming them, Bluf. However, I don't think they're innocent of any wrong doing. I said in the CL thread that the coppers over there are baton happy and especially towards the English. The whole thing is a damn shame.