The Bonk

inter being faggots. They probably took offence at a Valencia player smiling and decided to start handbags... mainly Burdisso/Stankovic I think. What initially got it going was Metarazzi almost taking off a Valencia Players head two min prior. Hilarious watching them run around the pitch. Footballers are such pussies, do that shite in the NHL and they'd get lynched.

A 3-5-2 system of play, huh? I'd go with Clueless and Mc' NoEndProduct up front with Shat - Diarrhea - Leakyhole wiping up the rear.

My thoughts exactly, mate. I've had my fair dig, but am willing to let him prove his worth.

It kinda makes me laugh when he moans about not being given a pen, He is a diver no doubts about it. If he wasnt English he'd be abused every week by the media. Gets away with it because he waits for "contact" and they don't have any theatrical falls to look at, also makes it easy for his defenders to justify it. If slight contact is enough to send a grown man and professional sportsman crashing to the ground every single time, he needs to get himself to a f****** doctor. Some of the "contact" he goes down under, and gets penalties for, wouldn't knock my Grandma over. I think his bald head makes him look tougher when he's going to ground. "Couldn't have dove, he look's hard as fuck with that shaved head like."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alouette_%28song%29 It's a pre-school song sung here in Canada. Which is about the education level of the bloke singing it.

Wasn't in public, it was in the beer garden at the Cap n Gown outside Villas ground. It was fenced off too. There was a couple hundred geordies there, very hot day. It's been made public on Youtube, mate. If you don't mind being lumped in as a Fat Geordie Bastard, that's fine, but I take exception to it. To me, Football is a privilege, as is any other professional sporting event. One should act with dignity and class if they want the club/themselves to be looked at as such. Just my opinion like.

I'm sure you said the same of Butt last season, mate. Granted, Butt is a different type player, but Duff is only 28 FFS. He has the ability to come good and you know it.

I'm on the fence with this one. I agree with Stevie that it's an fucking embarrassment to have a tubby, shirtless twat like that singing in public, but I find the "shoes off" bit amusing. Anyone can support the club however they see fit, but image is everything in this world. It gets under my skin when people assume all Geordies are like this bloke.

Jesus, that was pathetic. It just makes them look a smaller club than they actually are. Anyone who resorts to that sort of thing has no ambition or should be taken seriously. What's he going to post if they get into Europe next year? "f*** me, lads. I can't read feckin' word o eyetalian, can someone translate this s*** propa?"

As it stands now, both these players are under-performing. Zog hasn't looked anywhere near the player he was last year (before injured) and Duff has struggled to fit in up here. It's all too easy to hate on Duff because most of you thought he was an excessive buy. Albeit, after he's failed to live up to your expectations. There was no way of predicting that Duff would struggle as he has. It's easy to play Devil's Advocate now and slag bringing him here, but with his pedigree, who wouldn't have done that deal?? As they say, hindsight is 20/20. Play Duff, his quality will come. He showed what's he capable of in the last 15min against Zulte. (Yes, yes, 15min isn't good enough, but it's a start in the right direction.) He played better when he knew we were going through. Why is that? Is Duff trying too hard to impress and putting too much pressure on himself? I certainly think so. He's a smarter player than what he's showed this season. I don't remember him beating his man, only to trip over the ball three steps later and lose possession at Blackburn or Chelsea? That Duff would have beat his man and had an eye for goal. He comes from a team where he was surrounded by world beaters and could just play his game with the focus not being entirely on him. Look at all the shite Drogba put up with when he wasn't scoring as much as expected. Schevchenko comes in and Drogba is arguably the best striker in the Prem. Why? Less pressure was put on him and he could concentrate on his football. Were our expectations too high of Duff? Probably, but it's his own ability that has built up that expectation. I say he deserves to be given his chance to prove his detractors wrong (myself included). If we're to go further in Europe and climb our way up the table, we need a Damien Duff at his best. Simple as. Sorry for being long winded, but this situation has been getting on my tit's all season. I'm just going on what I've seen and that's about it. I truly hope Dammo comes good, as I was a fan of his before he came here and was pretty excited at his signing. A goal against Wigan would do wonders. Hell, I'd even settle for a few sublime through balls.

Does anyone know the fat embarrassing twat leading it? Caaaaaaringeworthy!!!!!!!!!

Rather have this Dutchman me'self: Link Can't believe Ajax would let him go to their rivals. Probably bollocks.

The service isn't great, especially when Duff's in the side, but it's his movement is the bigger problem in my opinion. He doesn't do enough in the box. Milner's been superb all season and he's been very creative. But he's tired and is crying out for a rest. Very, very daft that he didn't get one last night. He was s**** last Wednesday and wasn't great last night - it's plainly obvious that he needs a rest. Would be smashing to see Martins get that record. Would rather just see him score 25 goals though, a la Ferdinand. Milner was our only offensive spark. Well, except for when Duff remembered how to play football for the last 15 min of the 2nd half.

Agreed. A shade of the player he was at Blackburn and Chelsea. His through ball tonight was sublime, but he can't take a man on for the life of him and when he finally did, he tripped over the fucking ball! Is he trying to do too many things in this team? Does anyone have an answer? He used to be one of the best wingers in the country, ffs!

Pretty awful performance and would have been torn to bits by half the Championship. We didn't have much to play for and didn't pick up any knocks. Soooo... bring on Wigan.

he is f-cuking your mom now. for relaxing You're dressing his mom in French Connection United Kingdom? Are you a Turkish stylist or summit?

Bit harsh like. If i had my own way Turkey wouldnt even be part of Europe One of my mates, (this is a bit out of order) refers to them as the Mexicans of the EU. I take it you're of the same mind?

Judging by some of his post's, you'd think Dragon55544 had a bad experience with the Turks....

HOF quotes right there!!!!!

AZ on away goals.

Cracking match-up this is turning out to be. Entertaining two legs!

See my last post. It's obvious that he isn't showing enough on a day to day basis to be deserving of a chance. Training doesn't matter and neither does a strong daily work ethic. Get with it, mate!

Robert looked the same way but he was class When he felt like it, which was/is more than Luque. Robert has played about 130 games for Newcastle and Luque about 20 Roeder never gave him a chance Well, I suppose Robert showed more desire and talent in his first 20 games than Luque has. No? Wouldn't that be the reason he's played 110 more games than the lazy Spaniard?

Robert looked the same way but he was class When he felt like it, which was/is more than Luque.

No, they are s***. This season shows how valuable Eto is to them. Him and Ronnie were unstoppable last year.