The Bonk

Might not have the legs to do it, but definitely has the instinct.

I suppose that is the best we could hope for. I think it's destiny, aging club, one last crack at the cunts that stole it from them 2 years ago. I hope to god it happens.

So, if this result stays the same, we'll get to see if Ronaldo cries for club or just country. So intriguing!

I hope we at least get a result from this or I won't be able to log on here anymore. One can only handle so much reiteration. Come on lads, let's do the double over these cunts!!! Owen and Shola to score!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!!

A kick up the arse!! What? Gotcha! Wish I could watch this, fucking work. Stats would say that we're the better team.

What?

I'll be there as well, mate. Where are you in the T-dot?

Does it really matter, mate? Maybe Roeder did it to give Dyer a boost of confidence or maybe Nobby had it, but thought Dyer should wear it. After all, who better to "smack" the players around on the pitch?

Aye, should have been Bramble. Glenda is an idiot.

I always sniff, just to make sure. Usually at the half, just to keep me awake for our second half performances. Howay the gitch!

Good to see I'm not alone, Chez mate. Mine was salty discharge, though.

Is anyone generally excited about seeing Owen finally take the pitch or have the doom & gloom sayers run the rule?

And the Luque one isn't? Were other threads merged? Think so.

Scarf twirling? I didn't get mine in the post: http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57551813.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=CFA744CD016CF1FBE26D0BD9B406FFBC Did you steal mine? You dirty Mackem!

Can someone pass me a tissue I think I'm gonna cry here. :'( "SCOUSERS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!" http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/13/3001.jpg

theorically? I think it adds a bit of prestige in describing the league. I don't really care what it's called, but "English Premiere League" just has a quality ring to it. There's a certain perception that North America thinks (stereotype) most of England is trim and proper, suppose it falls in line with that. I can understand you not wanting to mess with tradition, though.

Because Glenn will be praying for him to bag 5 goals in his last 3 games and be able to say "Look what we could have been had he been fit". He just wont be able to resist it. Of course something bad is goiing to happen. Its the Newcastle way That's kinda the fucking point, isn't it?

Why didn't you fucking smack him one? Sounds like he needs it.

"Thanks for everything Sam, but your style of football was turning away the fans in their hundreds."

How is that Stunning? If anything, you've got an over-whelming grasp of the obvious.

Right there, mate. That's what we need, a new fucking chairman/ownership/board who we can trust to get it right. All of you fools blaming Roeder should have your head checked. The only thing he's been guilty of is getting hired and being put in a hard spot, in a tough time for us. You can't find him guilty of doing his job the best he can. HE'S NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH!!!! HOW IS THAT HIS FAULT???? This shower of shite comes from the top and rains down on all of us. I thought it was more obvious than that?

I can't wait till it's fashionable to support a club and not piss on it at any opportunity. Then again, I've read so much negative bullshit on this forum to start believing it myself. Does it not get tiring repeating yourselves in every single fucking thread??? I wasn't a fan of Roeder's appointment, but using him as a scapegoat got old around Christmas. He didn't hire himself for fuck sakes. All this hatred is misguided, but the majority on here can't think for themselves anyway.

Rather give that 60k to a decent defender.

I wouldn't be against it or angry if he did come, as long as his wage wasn't too high.

You've got it spot-on there Yorkie. I don't know about the Viduka option, though. I think Shola could do the same job as the pie lover. Thought Shola looked brilliant for us tail end of last season and during the Toto run/early season. Hopefully his robo-hip will improve his movement. Viduka is on a free, however. Would be good cover for our top 3.