The Bonk

Hence the "" around scouse, mate.

Seems to be quite a bit more "Scouse" contingent in the stands than Milano.

I wish, I did try and chat her up but unfortuntely she wasn't having any of it Didn't answer the question. "It" wasn't obvious?

Milano 2-0.

Exactly! Support Huddersfield ya fat prick. Same as that Badgeman, born Glasgow, lives Wakefield. I hope they've locked Michael Shields in his cell for the night with no telly. Forza Milan http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030530/sp1.jpg

It's too bad about everything surrounding it, Dave.

Skirge mate, I thought you said your joke was on page 4 of the Ashley thread?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/strandedES2305_468x303.jpg

"I am absolutely devastated. I've been crying and I will probably cry again in a minute. I am just trying to hold it in.

Couldn't make it up. Brilliant!

A few weeks ago, and very. "Prepared", so is mustard. Almost as bad as the change of Spurs to that Pelican standing on a Volleyball.

No but if you have a screen grab, I'd love to piss myself laughing at it.

maybes I am and maybes I isn't. Wow.

http://images.skysports.com/images/badges/100x100/7.gif When did this happen and how gash is that!!!

Shirley Nowt is gutted, mate. Simply gutted. Sold her hubcaps to watch the final down the pub.

Vic, this is thrilling stuff! What could happen next.... Pens??? Shirley Nowt says "It could happen!!"

at Stevie. God love ya, mate.

Funniest thing you've posted all day, aside from just being annoyingly funny.

This is the last we've heard of Sidwell. What he did in the first place to deserve the hype boggles my mind.

Cause they're s*** and are playing over their heads? On the other hand, I couldn't have told you much about Reading before this season.

No, he's a class player. However, he couldn't last the pace of the season. His legs are falling off, he'll go to Qatar or somewhere like that. PS: Isaksson Richards Dunne Distin Ball SWP Mavuba Muntari Pedersen Kaka Samaras Where's Barton slide into that? He'll be on the bench. For Wormwood Scrubs FC. Set you up perfect for that one, mate.

No, he's a class player. However, he couldn't last the pace of the season. His legs are falling off, he'll go to Qatar or somewhere like that. PS: Isaksson Richards Dunne Distin Ball SWP Mavuba Muntari Pedersen Kaka Samaras Where's Barton slide into that?

Mind boggling to say the least.

Baines - Wigan left back Barnes - Derby midfielder Awesome.