The Bonk

His return will be when we're in the 'Twobob this summer and he'll be crocked by Oct.

What the f***?! Quite possibly the worst piece of journalism I've ever read. I'm surprised he didn't blame us for the weather. What the f***?! Quite possibly the worst piece of journalism I've ever read. I'm surprised he didn't blame us for the weather. You haven't seen some of his other pieces then. He reports on Liverpool mainly but I remember he did the match report against Everton when we beat them 6-2, and he started his match report describing us in the typical scouse manner as "a sky club", and remembering when he was there for Newcastle v Tranmere in 92 when there was just 23,000 there, he has an agenda against the toon as many of them do, it's a part of the fabric of their society. As I said there are some decent ones, we had a keeper for our team down Whitley Bay from Birkenhead he was a decent lad, Tranmere fan though, and even he ended up in jail for robbery, anybody who played for the Berkley in the mid 90's could back this up and know who I'm on about. However in the main, to coin two scousers phrases, "BLERRRRRRRRTS" and "WHOPPERS" almost to a man. If they truly were better than us, he'd not go out of his way to discredit the Toon. The bit in bold is hilarious. Do you recall what he was in the clink for? It wasn't robbery really, but was theft from the insurance, he stage managed an insurance scam by making it look like his house had been burgled, but the daft c*** smashed the glass from the inside where the burglar was supposed to have broken in, so it wouldn't take a genious to work out what followed. I liked him though he was a good lad, I was just an impressionable 16 year old and he was one of the ones who looked after me on the pitch against big fuckin thugs from Blyth and Ashington, in that Port of Blyth league, of which there were many. I know the type you're talking about. Good bloke's who do stupid things. That's too bad, not that I feel any pain for the insurance compaines as those cunts are all crook's. Wish he pulled it off, tbh. For the record, listening to Gerrard speak with that frog stuck in his throat is dreadful. Wor Mickey isn't much better.

What the f***?! Quite possibly the worst piece of journalism I've ever read. I'm surprised he didn't blame us for the weather. What the f***?! Quite possibly the worst piece of journalism I've ever read. I'm surprised he didn't blame us for the weather. You haven't seen some of his other pieces then. He reports on Liverpool mainly but I remember he did the match report against Everton when we beat them 6-2, and he started his match report describing us in the typical scouse manner as "a sky club", and remembering when he was there for Newcastle v Tranmere in 92 when there was just 23,000 there, he has an agenda against the toon as many of them do, it's a part of the fabric of their society. As I said there are some decent ones, we had a keeper for our team down Whitley Bay from Birkenhead he was a decent lad, Tranmere fan though, and even he ended up in jail for robbery, anybody who played for the Berkley in the mid 90's could back this up and know who I'm on about. However in the main, to coin two scousers phrases, "BLERRRRRRRRTS" and "WHOPPERS" almost to a man. If they truly were better than us, he'd not go out of his way to discredit the Toon. The bit in bold is hilarious. Do you recall what he was in the clink for?

What the f***?! Quite possibly the worst piece of journalism I've ever read. I'm surprised he didn't blame us for the weather.

Still my hero, mate. I was wondering what took you so long to post something about the scouse cunts.

"Newcastle have gone top of the English Premiership with their first win in London for four years." Robson called the victory "the best early Christmas present I have had for many, many years". :'(

Too bad the "Gooch" is cup tied. We could have used him in Europe.

Cappello out

I blame the acoustics. Too much reverb between Gallogate and the Milburn. Install some proper moniters and the noise might return.

We seem to raise our game when playing the bigger clubs. Why can't we beat the Fulham's of the world?

Would anyone have Ashton over Owen? He might be a better partner for Oba than wor Mickey. I'd have Oba, Owen and Ashton Not sure if we could afford all three. Would anyone have Ashton over Owen? He might be a better partner for Oba than wor Mickey. I'd have Oba, Owen and Ashton Not sure if we could afford all three. I reckon it would be perfect, its called having a quality squad As would I, mate. With Mickey's usual knocks', Ashton would see the pitch a fair amount. I just hope we have money for the summer.

Would anyone have Ashton over Owen? He might be a better partner for Oba than wor Mickey. I'd have Oba, Owen and Ashton Not sure if we could afford all three.

Would anyone have Ashton over Owen? He might be a better partner for Oba than wor Mickey.

Not good, we could have done with a Pompey loss or draw.

Was it not Liverpool fans giving Man U support the worst stick about having an american owner?

Ahahahahahahaha....

Maybe those spammers weren't making it up.

Bad Morrissey impersonation. Heaven WAS miserable when creating that master"piece". ZING!

If you want one of these fuckers Bulivye, I'll just buy it and send it on to you mate? You taking orders, mate? PM me if you're serious.

You're right. The little media we get is very top four-centric. But then isn't the national media in England as well? The papers I read online inevitably lead with Man Utd or Mourinho. Following Man Utd. etc. makes life a little easier. You've got to put some effort into following football in this country... and pay through the nose for cable access. At least there are groups of fans that you can meet up with to watch games at a pub on Saturday or Sunday morning. If you are following a team that nobody knows are cares about (that is, if they care about football at all), you really don't get the opportunity to talk about your passion.... that is unless you go online. Which, I suppose explains the high number of non-Geordies on these boards. Well, from my time spent in the UK (Mostly in the Toon or London), it's similar yeah. Although, if you live in the Toon or Brum for example, you get local coverage. Which, you would get if you lived in any corresponding city in the states. Indianapolis = Colts, Pacers and local College/University sports. You won't get that with the EPL over here. It's the top 4, then whoever is making enough noise behind those get some coverage (quite little in comparison). I'm not sure how you cope with these twat's on Fox Soccer Channel or ESPN's Man U wankfest, but I can't even stomach 30s. There are mostly Liverpool wank circles (plastic support) that get together at the big footie pub here in Toronto (as previously stated). Watching these cunts all clap together at the big screen when Reessay (Riise) makes a tackle is hilarious to say the least. Sorry Rafa, you seem like a good bloke (Leafs beat the Rangers last night ), but I absolutley hate Liverpool for the above reason. If you can believe it, there's a fucking Cockney Mackem wank circle at the same pub. It consists of a couple of blokes in their 50's who drag their wives to the pub clad in Spurs Kit. I'm pretty sure I saw one of the wives knitting during the match. The most annoying bit is wearing the Toon Kit and hearing the "referee shirt" comment every ten minutes. The bonus is when I walk through 'Little Italy' here and cunts think I'm wearing a Juve kit. I was thinking of changing the Shearer on the back to Shearoni for personal amusement. Speaking of the Italians, they have a few local cable channels here and I've noticed they have a soccer show where a couple of gino's gather round a pizza oven to talk about the top 4 clubs in that country. They must be taking the lead from bigger media outlets. Rant over. That feels better.

Is it the American public's fault, though? They're spoon fed so much shite by the sports media and the media in general that they just "go with flow" and cheer for teams the pundits talk about the most. Here in Toronto, there's more plastic support for Liverpool than Man U or Chelsea. It's like Pool are the hip club to get behind. I'd imagine if I wasn't of Geordie blood that I'd cheer for one of the top 4. Probably Arsenal as they're the least annoying of them all. (to me, at least.)

Not surprised, they bore me to death. Me too. Chelsea with a Keegan in his "glory days" with us as manager would be great to watch. They'd have netted at least 70 goals bye now.

You must have watched a different game to me then because i thought they played us off the park and must be scratching their heads wondering how they lost. They didn't score 4 goals? oh do fuck off, we were fucking awful tonight, Villa had a perfectly good goal disallowed and also hit the post in the 1st half. You fuck off, debbie downer. Come back down to earth and get a little realistic with your expectations. The fact of the matter is, we're 9th now, no matter how we did it to get there. You sound like a fucking Mackem.

> play like we played tonight and we are more likely to lose 7 rather than win 7. We were shit tonight after a cracking start. We won 3-1, didn't we? Yes, but made very very hard work of it, gave possession away constantly and looked absolutely desperate at times. We won a game we had no right to win because we were shit. Are you sure we weren't, "The Shit". I don't get this mentality, we win the game and you come on here and act all whoflungdung? Whuddupwitdat?

You must have watched a different game to me then because i thought they played us off the park and must be scratching their heads wondering how they lost. They didn't score 4 goals?