The Bonk

He and Bruno are complete lunatics on the pitch and so goddamn loveable off it. Big Jow hat trick today: Misses a complete sitter ✅ Clothesline to opposition player (yellow card, obvi) ✅ Thunderbastard strike nicking the ball off a legend ✅

Showing our age having a chuckle at this.

Remember when Mudryk was gagging to go to Arsenal? Cringe IG posts, comments, and now he’s stuck at this whack version of a football club. Love that our depleted squad ran over the narrative of Chelsea finding some form and climbing the table. Get fucked.

Offside

Please be off, need some Arteta feym

Enzo Fernández looks decent, but again, not anywhere near his price tag. Still, when they were making their first subs, you can’t help but worry a bit until they actually play and look mostly useless. There’s no chemistry in that squad whatsoever.

Truly.

Oooof was that Ruben’s lass next to him and Merhdad? Unreal.

Sterling having a sulk on the bench. Bless him.

Bruno, IMO. Can see Gordon too, though.

Pressing these cunts into oblivion.

Some pass from Miggy.

Gordon is unreal.

You could argue the card was a result of packing it in.

Class save from Sanchez, robbed Schar of a worldie.

Bruno and Joe need extra shooting lessons.

Chelsea.

Not sure I can handle us sitting back for the next 20 minutes.

He’s so off it, far cry from his Palace run of form.

Big Joe makes sure he fucking laces that one. Gan on, BIG LAD!!!

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

What a pass from Gordon!

Unbelievable!

Feel like Big Joe has a compilation video worthy amount of missed sitters.

Aye, don’t fancy us to get 3 points if it’s left late. Hopefully an early goal and we ride our luck with that bench. Kinda grim.