Yorkie

That's it. I've no beef with them doing something inventive with the stripes but what exactly is that supposed to be? It looks like the Breaking Bad intro with the smoke coming across from the right. Dunno. It's okay, hopefully very unpolished. The template isn't visible so you'd expect so. Mismatched stripes are very weird. It will do. Just the way it is with Adidas.

Feels like we're in heaven with some of the stuff that's going on with the club atm. There's so many amazing people connected with it these days but this lad is very, very special. They just don't make footballers like him. He's not just a brilliant player but an icon whose love for the club matches any idol we've ever had before - and he's from Rio.

What an incredible moment for the city. Been doing Mother's Day stuff today so just catching up. These are images that will last for decades. Just amazing.

So am I. 99.9% of all fixtures in this year's competition gets won by that goal. We were good in the first half, poor in the second, but got the late winner. Then the fun police. To say we got what we deserved is very harsh.

We fucking won.

I hope everyone that's taking in any part of the celebration today has a fantastic time. It's an epic occasion for a wonderful city and people that are so deserving of it all.

Still deeply frustrated about the FA Cup. Such a bullshit finicky call which prevented us from progressing and I hate losing to that poxy club. Really hope they don't win it.

That kit with the white shorts and red numbers was filthy.

Are there some good memories of him as manager or

If there was a statue of Keegan, what image would it be based on? (I've been thinking the same for Howe, incidentally; I think maybe the bit where he's got two hands on the cup facing the Wembo crowd).

I'd like to see him wearing the number 9, like, definitely. I'd like for that to still be an important piece of club culture and he would wear it very well. Sadly I don't think he gives a fuck about that particular tradition.

Not sure about Kean. His goalscoring record aside from this season has been terrible.

It's a brilliant game. Reds Blues doesn't always have to be real football...

Amateur. It's all about flicking ffs.

Absolutely. Goes without saying that we'll have to recruit at the Tonali level again and keep everyone else but the hints are that we have the flexibility to do that.

We'll be in the title race next season. No one above is is that impressive.

Too good for the Subbuteo pitch now apparently.

A lot of this is down to his "don't get too high / don't get too low" mantra imo.

what an incredible response, to refer to that missed chance against Man City. I'm sure it was Dwight Gayle's fault we never won the FA Cup, you brainless cunt.

Listened to The Athletic FC episode with Mark Clattenberg seeking validation about my VAR opinions. I can't put my finger on why but he seems a bit of an odd bloke. That role he took up at Forest was strange; being paid to let a mad Greek bloke vent at you about dodgy penalty calls. Easy money I suppose.

Nah, would hate to see one of our own go and prosper for that piece of shit club. We could sell him to plenty other clubs.

Would rather keep him than see him go there, fuck that.

The Spurs 6-1 would be my shout too. I think that's got to be it. Epic, unusual, important, Spurs. Mad how many contenders there are for 4th place in this list, mind. So many class days and nights following this fucking diamond's NUFC. Reminder that there's some classic match threads here: