Yorkie

Been gorging on the content for the last hour but this is the one that got me. We don't deserve these players, man. What a guy.

I'll never forget that

Exceptional half.

A nice relaxing 60 minutes to go.

Read this at first and thought I hadn't... just popped into me head that I did; missed it, saw we'd lost, but Targett had scored for us. Very mundane.

Pretty zen this morning. I'd be unbearable if it was Spurs we're facing; with us being underdogs it feels weirdly low-stakes in a way (I know it's anything but). I'm also confident. It'll be close; that's as much of a prediction as I'll commit to.

Tbh mate I kinda had the same thought as others, i.e. arrive at the venue about 3ish. Could be tempted into the lunch though as will need to eat and will be in town by then. Where were you thinking?

Geed up

It's all just in theory with Willock. In reality he's a D. One of the first out the door for me.

Fuck me, the press pack, man. "Alex, do you know anything about Jackie Milburn?" "Nah." "WHAT ABOUT GEORGE HANNAH?"

Pardon me?

It's fake but it's obviously been based on something. I won't sleep soundly until I know that 'something' is just some nerd dicking around on the EA Kit Creator.

I have absolutely no qualms in wheeling out my hot take that Hendo is in there at the FA's request cos he's being groomed for the top job.

Get yourself to the nearest tailor you big brilliant bastard. Amazing.

It's so rubbish that TNT suddenly stop doing a highlights package of all the Conference League games at this stage.

I honestly didn't really know what to think prior to the last one but I am absolutely aching for this to get here. Have had a feeling in me plums all season long that something special could happen. 1-1 then Schär to knock one in off the umlaut in injury time.

That is fucking amazing. Get in, man.

Would be a very, very sorry indictment of 'sub-elite' European football if one of those pieces of shit teams win this thing. Dearly hope it doesn't happen. Come on Bilbao/Lazio.

surely someone dumps out these horrible Man Utd and Spurs teams

Great summary.

This is exactly it. Even if there is a minuscule additional touch, what exactly is VAR saving us from here? It's the same as these micro-offsides we see every week. There's no actual infringement or unfairness, it's just a stupidly pedantic enforcement of a rule that has changed in nature thanks to VAR.

Incredible. Talk about jumping the shark.

I keep thinking I've seen it all with VAR. What a crock of shit.

Imo, West Ham - though imperfect - gave a hint that he'd end the season having made a mockery of the whole debate. Dubravka looked all day the better option a fortnight ago so if Pope plays a blinder from here on out it would truly be as as it gets.

They need to sort out the three game shit. At least reduce it to two. In almost every case it's totally disproportionate.