Parky

Still remember when Dekka laughing said he wasn't worth £35.

Good little club Palace...Back from the brink and no PL money. Good luck to them.

Would be good if Palace came up. Good little club often producing excellent young players.

While pushing out the two most creative players in the team, sorry I keep banging on about it but Souness really did what Pardew has done this season but also had a very public falling out with Bellamy and Robert and shifting them for practically nothing. He also never achieved anything like what Pardew did in his first full season*. Those two would walk into our side now and be our two best players by some distance imo. *Just to re-iterate, I am gutted he hasn't been sacked because I think he has one game plan that has failed and has shown too often he has no balls/no way of getting results without it. I just think Souness was worse by some distance. Thing that's pretty balanced.

Yeah. I thought it was very cynical of them to give him a top 10 finish as a target. It's basically 2/3 more wins than this season probably. There is literally a criminal lack of vision in the ownership. They've been talking about top 8 since they arrived as our target iirc...Now top 10 will suffice. Bending over backwards to keep Pardpoo in a job.

Pardew's only target for next season is 13 scrappy wins and a few lucky draws.

He needs prozac not prozone.

'Magic'.

Wealth of experience. Knows the game inside out and probably has a very wide contact list.

I command the power of Rama and Krishna to begone the Pardboo.

What's Girard like?

Under the desert there is water.

If Ashley really wanted Benitez I think he could be got.

Porquoi? Dosen't fit his persona. The club is as mad as a box of frogs with political intrigue and infighting as bad as the last days of the Roman empire.

Benitez won't go to Napoli.

Next video: 'Dave is a cunt' An epic rant about how he's going to find you and kill you. Well overdue imo.

Hatem is belly dancing as we speak.

Reckon he's gone. Had a feeling about it for a few days.

No Giles Barnes marra. [/oldskool]

Lorra lorra laughs pet.

Scouseamatics marra.

Spent an av of 35m a season net apart from the season they sold CR. Where on earth have you dug that figure up from? It's absolute nonsense. If you took Ronaldo out of the equation, since the Premier League began we've a net spend of about £15million, maybe not even that. £35million. You spend about 35m a season. Apart from the season CR left. Plus you've got the 3rd biggest wage bill in WORLD FOOTBALL!!!

And then go all passive for the second half of the meeting.

Good it would just cap it for route 1 football and Pardmew.