Parky

"Barton with a machete...I know, I know it's serious. [/girlfriend in a coma]

Should have elbowed Tevez harder the softie.

I guarantee he'll take Hatem off.

Europa league-squad stretched- midtable finish-roll on 2014.

Pardew out.

It's like 1 shot in 10 Guti gets on target...

Pards will just blame Hatem.

Handball v Hoofball.

Getting slaughtered.

Too windy.

Can't wait till we don't need to start Williamson. Something to do with every goal we conceed.

Might be wishful thinking but Arse at Wba looks might tricky on paper...Hodgson's last game and all that.

Lucky.

Luckily they'll skip a generation with this current set. It's their ability to reproduce that worries me.

Be dissapointed if we didn't carry on the momentum and push for 4th.

Well done KKK.

Terry looks finished at this level.

Classic Suarez. Just punched him and got away with it.

Downings legs don't bend properly. That's the issue, I'm sure of it.

Madness letting Downing take the pen.

Essien trying to kill Carroll there. Shocking challenge.

I've taken the voodoo off for the neet.