Parky

Like the Watford left back.

Should have been 3.

The difference is that nowadays nearly every team in the PL can beat you and they all have 3/4 good players.

Kluesless.

Another rude awakening on the cards today.

Ayoze and Mitro should be starting. Both hungry and with plenty of bite and guile. Instead he starts the sleeper and the dreamer.

Nearly everything goes down the right cause Dummett is rubbish and rarely overlaps or interchanges with purpose. You can see Wij in acres of space miles away from the ball.

The primadonas also play up against the elite sides for the camera and the shop window. Other than that I agree with Wullie.

Need to get rid. Looks asleep.

Proper Sith Lord. I'll miss his antics in the PL.

The players start to resent all the high intensity and the focus...They get jaded and overworked the poor flowers.

Two tricky games coming up.

It's a bit foolhardy to come to Liverpool and start almost from day one to criticise the atmosphere, the support and then go into his faux circus act. This ISN'T GERMANY KLOPP!

I don't think the players really wanted to do it, especially after such a pitiful performance...It looked awkward. It's Anfield not the fukin circus.

Cause its a load of old pony fake shit innit. German football is riddled with all this glad handing, back slapping, grinning nonsense. Almost like they are over compensating for lack of personalities.

This stuff about the support is a distraction isn't it..? He's beginning to realise this isn't going to be easy. Moaning about the support for 2/3 weeks then doing the in arms thing smacks of delusion and the kind of messianic complex prevalent in Germany. Today was the first real sign of a chink in his armour and wagging his finger at Pulis instead of shaking hands was unsporting, especially as they only gained a draw with a deflected goal in the 96th min. Only the other day they spent half the game going long to Benteke. Think the PL can be shock in the sense that results at elite clubs have to be almost instantaneous. We'll ideally see the panic buy of 2/3 Krauts at vastly inflated fees. The clock has started. I might have a chance.

Massive impact from Ayoze on the game from the moment he came on.

Spurs are too defensive at home.

Once Bolasie or Zaha are sold or both, all this shit will fall apart.

Classic PL nonsense. Neither side can put more than a couple of passes together without losing the ball.

Another bold prediction by Parky. Oi cheeky!

Think they'll go down.

This can't be right.

My Bosnian mate reckons he only thinks about money.

I will break all their players.