Parky

Trying to sign that bloke from the old Star Wars films. Is this what it's come to?

'Welk'.

Yeah I don't think he's doing it out of spite or anything, I think it's literally because he doesn't really give a fuck and thinks we can stay up regardless and is willing to gamble each season now. He gets up and think about the pub and curries. When Rafa calls he treats it like an insect is trapped in his phone.

Yeah but it's a shit hole. /Trump Only place someone tried to rob me and I've been to Morocco.

It's nothing like that. There is no deeper plan. He just doesn't give a fuck.

Classic Pardew - no ideas of his own. ''What's that Sturridge is going to Newcaahstle? Get his agent on the blowah''.

This VAR is just the Trojan horse for ads. Ref goes to VAR we go to ads. They are going to ruin football probably the last thing worth watching...Everything is fucked.

Posting twitter should be banned on this forum. 90% of them are just a ball ache.

Maybe he was never coming and they just put out some shit to keep people/Rafa happy.

Pardew still a cancer even from another city.

Err..He'll have to track back...ha ha..Err..

Pards chuckling in the mirror as we speak.

This is what nightmares look like.

Peak Pardew.

Old thread jinx.

Much more likely to get the 8-10 goals to keep us up than someone from another league.

As long as they are registered they day before iirc.

Scores goals. That will be refreshing.

Mitro has done other things to annoy Rafa - for instance he has his own fitness coach and has bulked up over the last year which means he has lost stamina and pace. Done that off his own back. He is the very definition of dopey.

© Deepfake.

Looks a bit clunky. From the vids I did like his movement mind. Gets in those positions.

It is a risk due to the pace, tempo and physicality of the PL, plus having to feed of only 2/3 chances a game.

Global warming innit.

There's something of the Slazenger about him.

He's absolutely fucking rubbish I'd take 10p for him. He's on biggish wages as well.