Parky

When the ball is whipped in anything can happen, floating it in gives the defence a great chance to clear. I can't believe we have not came up with any new routines. With Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveux surely one of them could just whip them in Watching Kamara now reviewing the game, the amount of players Cardiff get in the box shows just how defensive Pardew sets us up. He complains we dont do enough up top and completely nullifies any chance we have of doing that with his tactics. I'm beginning to think he actually a thick idiot tbh. That's where I started my analysis of him. Just think he's out of his depth...Football tactics and preperation is light years away from when he played the game and his understanding of the fundamentals is stone age.

Cisse is a victim of the lack of cohesion and purpose in our attacking play. He's been poor but he hasn't been helped by our ramshacke approach. He doesn't get many chances anymore. Most strikers need 3/4 chances a game to score.

Why isn't he confronted with things like this? Ever? Nobody ever seems to ask him a straight question about anything...Charmed life.

Whatever claptrap JK comes out with he hasn't replaced Lambese, I think that is pretty clear. I have a feeling there is a power vacum right now with people scuttling around for purchase...MA seems to be quite disconnected.

25 strikers will make no difference to this setup.

After a week of thinking we're gonna get mangled, I always feel optimistic on a Sat morning. Ah well......

Dropped Mir with Eve at home??

Love playing the early wildcard.

Probably go something like this: *Walks in room, handshake and such* JK: Were interested in *Player* (says name wrong), and we are prepared to make this offer. President: But that is 50% less then the market value. JK: But it is a respectable offer, that we feel is correct for player. (says name wrong again, but differently then before) P: I sorry, but this is a top international, we are going to have to refuse the offer. JK: You're a cunt. *Storms out room, just as he's leaving turns * JK: Keep us updated if anything changes in the players situation. This the disney version?

It's a logical choice but Ashley has a logic all of his own. If he can't work until his court case is settled that might explain why Pards hasn't been sacked yet. JFK is the insurance policy in case he walks. This is all desperate speculation here mind, so don't pull me up on it. Yeah, its interesting, I would have thought Kinnear would have been favorite. Other than Poyet being out of work I'm not really sure what links him to us more than anyone else. He was approached before JFK last time round. He's spoken to Ashley a few times already. I think he'll be in when Pards goes.

At some point he'll say that we are missing the euro games as they added sharpness or summink...At that point the galaxy will be swallowed by a black hole. I wouldn't put it past him.

It begins.

He's a relatively successful lower league manager who plays decent football. Considering we won't pay for a proven top level manager these are the sort of appointments that Ashley could make on the cheap in the fanciful scenario that he was interested in getting a real manager.

I'm dreading it. Worst thing will be getting beaten again by a Hippo side.

Every single interview this clown has ever given has had one underlying theme to it and that being: managing expectations. He is Ashley's bitch. Bought and paid for. He's a coward and disingenous without and ounce of connection to the reall world and the real hopes of the support...It's all just lip service.

Pardew makes us all feel like Bradley Manning.

He's saying anything can happen one out two in or two out three in or none out none in...ie moveable feast. They are holding out for last minute deals with discounts hoping other clubs blink first...That's my reading of it anyway. I think we'll get one in striker/forward type..

Must be a troll. There is absolutely no need for this crap. Positive excited attitude = a troll.... Each to their own but i can't agree with Pardew's words personally. Aye well just say that rather than coming out with s**** things like 'must be a troll', f***ing sick of it, all you get on here for having a positive approach or having faith in players is 'WUM'...'Troll' ‘Retard’, happens daily on here. Can't a few of us just look forward to the game on Saturday fancying a win without being lynched every time we post something positive? Getting beyond a joke! my apologies mate, I just find it hard to say things like well said when Pardew is spewing out tripe such as we can't control our own transfers and such. Every time he opens his mouth he talks down the club and it's prospect and personally i find it patronising. It's worse than that, he uses the patter as some kind of invisibility cloak. He think we can't see him or get to him.

Must be a troll. There is absolutely no need for this crap. Positive excited attitude = a troll.... Each to their own but i can't agree with Pardew's words personally. Aye well just say that rather than coming out with s**** things like 'must be a troll', f***ing sick of it, all you get on here for having a positive approach or having faith in players is 'WUM'...'Troll' ‘Retard’, happens daily on here. Can't a few of us just look forward to the game on Saturday fancying a win without being lynched every time we post something positive? Getting beyond a joke! There's no Father Chrismas Bretand!

Aguero.

Da Gameplan. Could be a nice little mini-series.

Think we'll lose badly and he'll get kicked out.

Yep.

Fair assist - put the ball in the area to create the own goal.