ScottishMagpie

FFS Williamson... play it on the fucking ground you fucking muppet!

I've just remembered we've got simmo and willo playing. :'(

PHEW!!! Can un-clench ever so slightly.

We actually look like a team full of ideas. This is my Newcastle.

C'MON LADS...BELIEVE!!!!!

Pardew's plan actually going to work?!

more suprised he was onside than anything else!

ref is just jealous of cabs beauty!

Cisse you fucking bellend!

Feck, he looks like he's carry an extra few pounds.

Please Stop teasing me!

well i've just gone flacid...........

Bastards...that was going in the top corner..... of the gallowgate stand...

Looking at the plus side (and i'm really stretching here) at least its a variation.

This is like a carry on film without babs' boobs.

Pardew's football. It's apparently the newcastle way that he's steeped himself in since getting the job (according to pre match bullshit).

It's shola time!!!! This ain't gonna be easy on the eyes.

bet you our matches are used in interrogations..... they'd 'fess up in no time.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can just imagine pardew giving them a bollocking at half time for attacking like that.... "but it's not gone 70mins yet!!"

players look confused by these tactics. If he had g'eed them up and unleashed hell from the start it would have made such a difference. Crowd may as well have a nap. Alan will wake them up on the 70min mark. Clearly pards doesn't think we can do a "full on" 90mins tonight as well as another 90 minute battle on sunday.

Because he thinks Cisse is gonna keep scoring late winners.

Carver: "right alan, sissoko is fucked, we need to go to plan b" Pards: "......................................"

keep talking ya wee ball sack....