ScottishMagpie

I'm trying to keep upbeat. It's only half time and it's only 1-0 etc but just got this creeping feeling that although we need to go after them in the 2nd half the 1st sub we'll make will be to bring perch on!

that cut and pasted from every prem match thread this season?

If this bit is true then I'm just thinking how much they would have been shitting themselves at the prospect of being got at for a period longer than 30 mins. It's so infuriating to watch us play like we did in that 'purple' period of the match compared with the first half. It's like two different teams. To take 40 mins to have our first shot on goal is inexcusable in my eyes. If we had scored 1 or god forbid (letting my mind run wild now) 2 goals in the first half the crowd would have been a fucking bear pit and they'd be passing the andrex round in the second half. Point is the crowd played a big part last night but only when we decided to try and attack them, could have got the crowd factor involved a lot sooner.

just know the post match is gonna be about how we went at them in the second half, valiant effort blah-de-blah but no-one will ask about the first half.

Feel like my cat's just died. Well that's the last we'll see of european football for a while. Right...back to the ITV4 coverage... "that's enough of that wee team from the north...now to the london teams...."

Only because we basically gifted them 70 mins of this match. thick as s*** How so?

Only because we basically gifted them 70 mins of this match.

FUCK RIGHT OFF!

FFS Williamson... play it on the fucking ground you fucking muppet!

I've just remembered we've got simmo and willo playing. :'(

PHEW!!! Can un-clench ever so slightly.

We actually look like a team full of ideas. This is my Newcastle.

C'MON LADS...BELIEVE!!!!!

Pardew's plan actually going to work?!

more suprised he was onside than anything else!

ref is just jealous of cabs beauty!

Cisse you fucking bellend!

Feck, he looks like he's carry an extra few pounds.

Please Stop teasing me!

well i've just gone flacid...........

Bastards...that was going in the top corner..... of the gallowgate stand...

Looking at the plus side (and i'm really stretching here) at least its a variation.

This is like a carry on film without babs' boobs.

Pardew's football. It's apparently the newcastle way that he's steeped himself in since getting the job (according to pre match bullshit).

It's shola time!!!! This ain't gonna be easy on the eyes.