ScottishMagpie

Are we under instruction not to leave our half?

Sold it to Kim Jong Un for £8.4m. Bet you in the box it came in was also an oversized sports direct mug.

Go get more pizza!!!

Oh Cisse you big tart!

Could you imagine a team featuring willo, bigi and shola beating this team on the unbeaten run they're on. Would be funny as feck!

Cisse in offside shocker!

If Pards was thinking up the pefect way to get the crowd disengaged then he should be happy he's achieved his aim.

"conservative" first few mins from us would be putting it kindly.

FFS!!! this day is just dragging on. Feel like Bill Murray in groundhog day but without Andie Macdowell. Ps. after sunday's celebration run round the living room wor lass has moved anything expensive/breakable!

Really excited about one. Maybe it's all you poncy southerners with your optimism but I'm starting to think we've got a shot of going through. Downside is today's probably gonna drag on for an enternity at work.

Any footage/pics of this bit at all?

That picture of Paps is just fucking awesome! New image for my phone and laptop I think.

Both my dogs ran away in to the garden when I celebrated that goal. Scared to come back in the house now.

Still think he's a twat but like the passion shown by pardew there.

my feed has finally caught up.... GET THE FUCK IN YA BEAUTY!!!!!

Is Cisse allergic to scoring 'simple' goals or something?

That will probably get the biggest reaction from the crowd when it's announced.

Been poor since he got the armband. Probably looking at what happened to his predecessor!

Come on le toon!

I don't want to see Shola on because it would pander to Hangeland even more than we are already. We don't need to be playing high balls into the box, yet we've resorted to it occasionally - to absolutely no avail. We have the capabilities to pass it around and create chances - which we've done with success. We've just not converted to them and today you've got to hold Cisse accountable to that; one-two with Marveaux and that's 1-0. See your point but if Shola was in the mood (stars alligned and alll that) then it might just unsettle Hangeland a bit. Even if he just won a couple of headers all we'd need is a player to be up close to get the knock downs. Simples! Well, he'll be on sooner or later whether we like it or not. Going from Pards pre match comments I def think it's in his game plan to bring him on this afternoon at somepoint.

I don't want to see Shola on because it would pander to Hangeland even more than we are already. We don't need to be playing high balls into the box, yet we've resorted to it occasionally - to absolutely no avail. We have the capabilities to pass it around and create chances - which we've done with success. We've just not converted to them and today you've got to hold Cisse accountable to that; one-two with Marveaux and that's 1-0. See your point but if Shola was in the mood (stars alligned and alll that) then it might just unsettle Hangeland a bit. Even if he just won a couple of headers all we'd need is a player to be up close to get the knock downs. Simples!

Hopefully JC was handing out ear plugs as the players walked in to the changing room.

We've been okay and just okay. Knocking the ball around okay at times then resorting to stupid long/over the top balls. Get to the edge of their area and just break down. Can't seem to attack as a unit. This might be the lack of medication speaking but a pumped up Shola could bring something useful to us.

does anyone inside SJP today realise the shit we're in?

Crap game to watch so far. Wonder if it stays like this will Pards go for the 3 points or see it as 1 point gained given his pre match comments.