ScottishMagpie

Great pass from Anita too.

Ya beauty!!!

Bet he made a racist/something about his mum/add your own comment.

would "love it" if we nick this.... "scum beaten by 10 men" headlines

Aye....by the sounds of it sky sports would have day of mourning probably.

back post to big mike... i mean tayls

Gerrard get the fuck away from the ref ya cunt!

Not enough Dowies for that. Seriously brilliant stuff from Ben Arfa there. In my defence it was before the build up to goal....he was pretty ineffective up to that point... I'll get my coat.

Can't say the goal wasn't coming....

YA fucking beauty!!!

HBA off for Sammy please.

Our movement is bloody awful. It's like the weeping angels from doctor who!

I'm tired of watching our 1st halves this season and spend it trying to work out how Pards should change things at half time!

FFS!!! Chance of a break there and we're jogging up the field.

At kick off no?

That's plan A out the window. Wonder what's under plan b in Pards' notebook....

Talys going "look Simpson, this is a piece of piss!"

"Ba over the bar".... do you think they sit up and night thinking these one liners up?!

Fook me!!! Every feckin time we have the ball we're lucky if the player with it has one option available.

Bear in mind Pards has had a whole week on the training ground with them to get them ready for this....and it shows!

Completely underserved but I'll take it. Still shouldn't excuse some serious questions need to be asked of pardew.

Pards masterplan works!!!!

Pards looks fucking clueless in those shots there...

Frustration. Just to remind everyone watching that he's still on the pitch?

Can't believe that this formation with these players is/was one of the options our coaching staff have come up with during the week. It's like they've just rolled one of those magic 8 ball's in the dugout and went with it....