S.S.R.

Nugent with a "Find Madeleine' t-shirt on. He can't find the fcking net, what chance has he got finding a dead bairn?

Hope that's not Sam's first comment in defensive training Monday morning. "Let's have a look at the video lads - ah well, shit happens." *shrugs shoulders*

I thought Geremi was at fault as much as anyone.

Thought Alan Hansen was going to rub one out over Onuoha.

Ashley Young stood out amongst the mediocrity.

Sib scores!

Joey Barton shown watching the game. I wonder if Owen is there?

Just seen Downing's goal. Canny.

Viduka trying to catch the keeper off his line. From his own half.

Anelka to piss off before the transfer window ends. Nailed on

Comedy goal!

Was that an overhead kick? Edit: What a finish!

Does it work in the UK, though?

What a free-kick!

Martins is scaring J Lloyd Samuel to death.

Viduka close there.

Fair play to KingDawson coming on after that performance.

Fucking hell!

If this ends 0-0 are Sunderland top of the league?

0-0 written all over this. Boumsong moment from £8 million Kaboul. Hoofs it straight up in the air.

4-1 Krul totally wrong footed.

Cracking free-kick from Hiro.

Great save from Krul.

What about the times he promised to stop playing for Peru to get a new contract, then go back on his promise?

How big are your whiskers? http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/40/97/23229740.jpg It was that close.