S.S.R.

How can Sampdoria's fans be allowed into the ground with a flag with someone brandishing a knife? (I know it's from A Clockwork Orange before anyone says)

Pathetic attempt to get the ball by Ramage there. Lucky to get away with that.

Martins hits the bar from two yards out. Great cross by Zog

Bez - "That IS Dustin Hoffman."

Ramage on. This is where it falls apart.

Certainly looks that way.

Martins playing on the right of a forward three?

Ziegler goes down like a fairy, holding his face.

N'Zogbia's playing left wing regardless of where Sam puts him. Smith, exocet of a header.

What's with the ubiquitous Styrofoam cup, Sam?

Milner hurt?

Smith wasn't offside. Smith "f*** off!" Great save Harper.

Good challenge by Rozenhal there.

That would have been some goal by Montella.

None of the above. Can't see Butt getting a regular game with everyone fit. Wouldn't be surprised if he leaves before the transfer window closes.

or we've used West Ham to show the rest of the Premiership that Dyer can pass a medical.

No problem from Setanta on Virgin. Picture perfect.

I promise to wash under my pits this year.

Yeah, the assistent manager wanted him and signed him withouth Steve Bruces permission, then Bruce got mad because Ghaly is s*** and sent him home again. Then he felt sorry for the assistent and signed him himself. Or something like that Didn't that happen to Brian Clough once? His assistant (Peter Taylor) brought someone in, and on his first day of training, Clough said "What the f*** are you doing here, you're s***."

Shit, Sky Sports beat us by three minutes.

Can everyone go to Newsnow and click the Newcastle-online exclusive to make it go to the top of the list of top football stories? Please.

Gentlemen, excuse me for one moment...

Must be good, as I usually can't be arsed to read anything that long.

I don't think he reads this. Doubt he'd take up your offer.

This thread could be replaced by a picture of a child on Xmas eve, shaking a wrapped present and holding it to his ear, wondering what it is. "Oh, a jumper (Smith)!" >