S.S.R.

You're joking? I sit in an office all day and my gut is nowhere near the size of Carr's.

Edgar on for couple of minutes - 3 - 1

Cordone's coming on!

Pattison showing his class there.

Luque! Peach of a cross.

The prat in the hat in the stands.

Luque nearly scored a cracker.

[Kneejerk?] Geremi's first touch is sublime. [/Kneejerk?]

With two weeks to the new season, I'm sweating like Chris Langham.

Bit odd that they're keen to get rid of Dyer, but were angry when Bramble was released.

Newcastle's youngsters take time to see the various landmarks of Carlisle. Here we see them visiting the World's smallest bus stop.

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4066/rodhullik6.jpg

Those ice baths that players go into straight after a game are supposed to have no real benefits.

Take that Murdoch!

Sorry David, we've got no money. Some daft jock keeps signing crap players who earn enough to drive a Ferrari.

Definite improvement to their team though.

Yes, how helpful of the box office to ignore the list and only inform you of what was going on after you contacted them. > If I was on the waiting list and they'd possibly given away a better seat to a johnny-come-lately, I'd be quite tempted to tell them where they could stick their season ticket. It might help Mike Ashley and co. with their review of how the club is run, if a few people wrote to the club telling them how crap the ticket office is. To be fair to the box office, i don't think they are the ones who offer those on the waiting list a chance to buy a season ticket. I think that info. comes from higher up. The guy i spoke to was actually unaware that there was season tickets available through the box office, untill he enquired of someone else in the office. Seems like the decision to sell tickets was taken by someone higher up in NUFC. Which proves that he and his colleagues are crap at their job. I think that info. about tickets is made higher up in NUFC and they just don't tell the box office staff of the arrangements. It takes punters to ask questions, and the staff have to make enquiries, before realising that tickets for this and that are available. As pointed out by S.S.R. it should be one of the jobs the Review should pick up on. Meanwhile, keep hassling the box office, and you'll get your season ticket. Sorry to keep banging on about this, but if the bods at the ticket office can ask these questions when prompted, surely they can ask these sort of questions beforehand and keep themselves in the picture?

Yes, how helpful of the box office to ignore the list and only inform you of what was going on after you contacted them. > If I was on the waiting list and they'd possibly given away a better seat to a johnny-come-lately, I'd be quite tempted to tell them where they could stick their season ticket. It might help Mike Ashley and co. with their review of how the club is run, if a few people wrote to the club telling them how crap the ticket office is. To be fair to the box office, i don't think they are the ones who offer those on the waiting list a chance to buy a season ticket. I think that info. comes from higher up. The guy i spoke to was actually unaware that there was season tickets available through the box office, untill he enquired of someone else in the office. Seems like the decision to sell tickets was taken by someone higher up in NUFC. Which proves that he and his colleagues are crap at their job.

Yes, how helpful of the box office to ignore the list and only inform you of what was going on after you contacted them. > If I was on the waiting list and they'd possibly given away a better seat to a johnny-come-lately, I'd be quite tempted to tell them where they could stick their season ticket. It might help Mike Ashley and co. with their review of how the club is run, if a few people wrote to the club telling them how crap the ticket office is.

Some people would say that 6 starts and 9 sub appearances spread over a couple of seasons was not enough to judge a player on. Some people would argue that he hadn't been given a decent run of games with which to gain consistency and prove himself. Some people might even go as far as to complain that despite only poor to average performances, his lack of games was reason to believe he had been unfairly treat by a manager who discriminated against him. I guess you're not one of those people. Some people they tease one another Take pride in themselves keeping the other one down Well I'm not like that at all

Funny how he wanted to leave when he thought Man Utd were interested.

Curses. I bet those C*nts at Aldi tapped him up.

Dave Bluf Hitler Blair is better than that back four Hitler wasn't a centre-back, he was left-wing. Blair was centre left.

The difference being that simply typing "Bramble" into youtube probably brings up a selection of gaffes. Also, try "edmilson" and "costa rica".

Come on Sam, give Carl Serrant one more chance, pleeeeease.