S.S.R.

"Keano, what's the score..."

Dire Straits from above - that's a good sign? What's he going to play next, Money for nothing?

Stern John puts it 10 yards wide from less than 10 yards out.

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Is Mort there because he's brave enough to answer questions, or is he making sure Sam keeps in line? Can imagine someone asking Allardyce a question, and him turning to Mort to see if it's okay to answer.

Drammit!

Yeah, 'cos that thing is fact-filled, isn't it?

Making a Drame out of a crisis, tbh

PA Guy only got the job because he's Ashley's son.

Allardyce can't convince anyone to come, so he's trying to deflect blame.

:lol:

Reckons we had a 52,000 capacity in 1997. Bollocks. Who the fuck is Steve Spence? Totally made-up shite.

Aye, apparently there was a 15 year old lad sat there pissed and was causing trouble, the steward said he'd go get the police and the lad told him to do so. 4/5 coppers came and he was spitting and punching them and trying to struggle. In the end, two coppers grabbed his arms, two grabbed his legs and they carried him down the stairs and out the ground Didn't see much of the other incident, although I saw a copper hop over the wall, his hat fell off, rolled down his arm, flipped up in the air and he caught it and it landed on his head He then bowed and ran off down the exit. Justifies the £25+ price of a match ticket. Any lower and you get all the tramps in.

"You do realise it wasn't Martins who scored the second, don't you?" "Oh Carroll, I am but a fool."

Party poppers aren't enough for some people.

Bad idea. Heinze meanz Baines would be on the bench. (Sorry, couldn't resist) Greatest pun ever...

There's some cracking missed sitters in that game, that I'm not permitted to post, obviously.

Silvestre the prat: "Barton, you're despicable".

Gerraway man; a couple of ice-baths, a strap-on heart monitor and a session on the vibrating plate and he'll be as good as new.

Chain of command Allardyce: "I want (insert name of player here)" Mort: "Release the Keegan!" Keegan: "You're a triffic player, this is a massive club, I would love it if you signed for us, etc. etc."

Sorry mate, there's a blanket ban on footie video's

Bent could have had 4 in the opening half-hour. Their central defenders looked like they were trying to avoid him, not mark him.

Just realised that I've been to SJP before Kev was born. Christ, I feel old.

Meeeeelnerrrrrr! go go go go gooooooooooool!

aaaaargh!