S.S.R.

Cech

Simeone with his stylish black suit and black shirt combo, totally undermined by his North Shields dole office hair cut.

Uncle Phil at left back for Chelsea

Anything on Cech being beaten far too easily at the near post?

Real bts/Athletico bts double £5 returns £90

Shocked to see Giggs stab someone in the back. Always seemed such a loyal, stand-up guy.

They've taken the Poznan to its logical conclusion.

You can bet online now?

Ladbrokes refusing to take bets on Moyes being sacked because it's after 10pm and they're shut.

Fits the brief of avoiding Europe at all costs.

Piece of piss for Everton.

"Wrong side of the Japanese..."

My stream just cut to Richard Keys straightening his tie for no reason

Too easy that.

About the third time Rooney has floated that pointless ball to the far side.

Jones

Awful by Naismith.

I see Goodison has its tannoy set to 11 again.

Fuck you Jedinak and your eyebrows

http://i60.tinypic.com/e8ubuu.jpg Not my spot, admittedly...

Sherwood's eyes always look like he hasn't slept in a week.

Carragher will be gutted. All those years playing for them and they win the title right after he leaves?

Fucking hell

Print it out and roll it into a thin tube.