S.S.R.

One game in and Rooney's saying what a great choice Giggs is. Bunch of pricks never gave Moyes a chance. Never wanted to play for him

Lost sleep. As if he has a conscience.

Wait till you see my betting slip... Ah fuck it. I'm not in the mood pissing on with photshop to squish it down. Basically, I put a fiver on Burnley, Leeds, Boro, Blackburn, Leicester, Derby, Bolton and FUCKING QPR. £5,000 it would have returned. Five fucking grand. That post will haunt my dreams.

Onside. Shit lino

Some time during the 80's, Peter Jackson scored a blinding OG at Old Trafford. A diving header too if I recall. We'll let him off, he didn't make a hobbit of it. I remember the way it nestled in the onion baggins. Lonely mountain to climb once that went in. Much to the desolation of Smcfaul

Some time during the 80's, Peter Jackson scored a blinding OG at Old Trafford. A diving header too if I recall. We'll let him off, he didn't make a hobbit of it.

Coleman berating Stones after scoring. "You should've shouted for me to NOT place it in the far corner of the goal."

Abysmal by Everton.

We could make a composite player from the two good knees Demba and Cisse have.

Any reason why QPR are evens to beat Millwall at home? Seems pretty generous. Edit: Might be because they're guaranteed to be in the playoffs and might rest players. No matter, £5 on QPR, Leicester, Preston -1, Arsenal -1 returns £90 £5 on QPR, Leicester, Preston, Oldham DNB returns £56

Cancer can fuck right off.

We're so small-time we've got a plaque to celebrate winning the Texaco cup.

Got Modric umpteen times.

Might copy that.

Unveiled at a home game?

Shola criticising a lack of ambition? That's like your own fart asking "Who's farted?"

Cech dislocated shoulder. That's him wearing Joan Collins-style shoulder pads for the rest of his career.

Well done Mourinho, you cynical bastard.

I don't care who's 8th in La Liga. Fuck sake. Commentators prattle on about nothing.

"That wasn't too far away..." No, it literally was.

Ashley Cole's doing the Premier Inn ads now?

"GOOD JUDGEMENT!"

Mourinho couldn't do anymore to impair my enjoyment of football unless he actually came to my house and messed with the aerial.

Liverpool's luck continues.