S.S.R.

Looks like Joffrey

Unbelievable. Everyone else scores. Had a wincast with Sterling. Almost opted for Coutinho.

YES YES YES

FUCK FUCK FUCK

They've been touring for over 50 years tbh. Dejagah came on for K Richards...on

£30 on Everton @ just over evens

£5 on 6-0 Real for a laugh Incidentally, I put money on Bale to score the second and he proceeded to score the third and fourth.

Milner on. Settling for the 1-1

Fiver on Man City/Athletico/Milan returns £35 Fiver on Athletico/Milan after City fucked it up should return £15

Two early games, various accas getting screwed over. Burnley one down and Vokes off injured after 10mins.

Yes, everyone should be on this. Printing money.

PSG trolling everyone so far.

£1 on QPR/Brighton/Leeds/Sunderland/ManCity/Chelsea/Liverpool/Southampton/PSG/Barca/Athletico/Bayern/Dortmund £1 ManCity bts/Liverpool bts/Southampton -1/Man Utd -1/Chelsea -1 80p Chelsea to win to nil/Bolton v Wigan bts/Ipswich -1

£5 on Ajax,Inter, Valencia, Sociedad @ 8/1 £5 on Valencia and Inter after Ajax down to ten men. £5 on Alkmaar (strangely generous odds, seeing as they're playing against 10 men) and Inter Ajax score and Alkmaar also reduced to 10men. Valencia score in the first minute. Inter - who are on all my bets - are certain to let me down. Fucking Inter.

Fuck you Real

Cheltenham?

When was the last time we had a three-horse race like this?

£12 of my winnings on Athletico and Real. Returns £28

Fiorentina let me down for £116 off £2.50 £2.50 on West Ham bts and Liverpool bts should get me £27 and put me into profit.

Hull equalise

The old reverse-jinx Vallecano (Less than 10mins to go) and Fiorentina the only teams letting me down on a 7 game acca. Vallecano score in the last-minute Just need Fiorentina to turn the game round against Milan

£10 on Liverpool -2

Rio be like "Shut up, you're not my real dad."

With Clingfilm? I don't think that is cling film I don't care; they're still my sandwiches.