Nobody

It is when they happen to play fucking Malmö.

Absolutely. But then I loathe PSG more than any other club in the world by some distance. Would have liked to have seen him in the PL like, even though that would have meant it being Man City.

Ronaldo hadn't been at one club his entire career, and while I haven't got any love for Juve, at least they are a historically big club in a big league.

I feel like now is a good time to remind ourselves that Brewcie didn't even start him in all games where he was available, which makes his obsession with him even weirder.

7 goals in 11 games or whatever it was

Is the game still going?

We're the fucking worst

This shite streaming somewhere?

No fucking way is our wage bill that high

Just realised that those Wilson quotes about Bruce and Jones might end up being an excuse for him at some point of the season. When criticised for his tactics he can just say that "the tactics are more Jones' bit"

That won't die with them unfortunately. Pogba fans will follow him, Mbappe fans will follow him. It hasn't been exclusive to those two neither by the way, Zlatan has had a massive "cult following" (obviously been much more prevalent in here in Sweden), wherever has had chosen to pick up his paycheck for example.

Anywhere but fucking PSG, please Leo

In 19/20 we bought Joelinton and ASM. Plenty of stick to best Ashley with without making stuff up.

Potato tomato.

Your lot literally tried to ruin football as we know it and got barely a slap on the wrist. So forgive me for not" getting over it" after a couple of months. This is the type of shit that the Sinister Six should be lambasted over for years and years to come.

How come you've conveniently not counted that £16m every time you've mentioned your "net spend" this summer?

Conceded two goals in two minutes. Come the fuck on Rangers ffs

This reminds me of when Spurs fans thought they wouldn't have to pay for Sissoko if they sold him

But if you're doing your version of counting you need to add up all your previous signings that toy haven't paid everything on yet.

In terms of what you're spending, fucking hell. You keep living in your own little world where you've not spent anything this summer, conveniently ignoring all of the previous signings you've made.

The house comparison is spot on you numpty

That's how pretty much every transfer is structured (except Newcastle) , but we never talk about them like that. You've bought him for £73m or whatever it was, no need to pretend anything else.

Our obsession with Willock is borderline creepy

Callum Wilson or Ollie Watkins would be a better signing for them