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I don't think Haaland will still be at Dortmund long enough for that clause to become relevant. If he is, some team is getting a ridiculous bargain when they sign him.

Only drawn four games all season, we are utterly hopeless at coming back from behind. But positives.

Aye, Rogers for me though. Leicester are fucking great to watch as well. Pep as well Tbf. Yes their squad is far better than all other teams in the league, but they've been ridiculous lately,and doing it without their main striker all season and been without one of the best midfielders ever for big parts as well.

Winner had to be Cisse vs Chelsea right?

I had then nailed on to go down after we beat them first game of the season

Huge game on Wednesday for us now like.

:lol: So fucking predictable he'd be happy with the second half. He's such an unbelievable loser.

It was mad to run this system out without Wilson, when Wilson will be out for weeks. Any normal coaching team would have come up with a new solution. As usual, passive and shite at their jobs. Give it a go with Joelinton as the poor man's Wilson I guess. The problem for me wasn't the lack of Wilson though, it was how obvious it was that it's not working against a 3 man defence. Or just a better side than Southampton and Everton? Well yes, but doesn't excuse that we looked a mess tactically and barely mustered a chance all game.

Luton who had probably the lowest budget in the Championship was always going to be a difficult job Still though, how fucking desperate is this move? Even if you ignore his Luton stint, he's only been an assistant his entire career anf at their first big job they failed massively. We're putting our survival hopes on that?

It was mad to run this system out without Wilson, when Wilson will be out for weeks. Any normal coaching team would have come up with a new solution. As usual, passive and shite at their jobs. Give it a go with Joelinton as the poor man's Wilson I guess. The problem for me wasn't the lack of Wilson though, it was how obvious it was that it's not working against a 3 man defence.

They are all shite, but the one separating Joelinton from Gayle and Carroll is that, whether we like it or not, he has a future that we are invested in.

Almost like sticking him wide against Rüdiger was a fucking terrible idea.

Wish he was just put in charge so we knew if it was his idea to keep with the same formation that clearly wouldn't work tonight. It reeks of Bruce to just keep going with what has worked, but could just as easihwvr been Jones tonight. Whoever picked the tactics tonight got it horribly wrong.

It’s absolutely painful to watch. He gives fouls away, he’s cumbersome, got no speed. He’s fucking dreadful. Yet we had people suggesting he should start on here Obviously Gayle and Mr. £40m are about as bad, but at least they can pretend to look like a footballer.

He'll say he was happy with the second half, was always going to be tough, especially with Wilson out. His loser mentality is perfect for Mike.

We all expected us to lose this, but so sick of of every time we play someone decent we look like a bunch of amateurs who has never played together before. We make it so fucking easy, we never offer any threat at all. Usually the losing team at least try and do something, we are always just happy to play the game out and let the better team win.

Bruce will be over the moon with all these crosses we've put in tonight.

Every fucking time when we're losing

Yup. So easy to play against us after we've won. We just always do the same thing again and hope that the other team don't analyse our last game.

Fucking hell, Swedish commentator trying to say that could have been a penalty. Football is just pathetic these days.

This second half has felt just like a pre season friendly. No one's bothered.

Chelsea has one of the worst keepers I've ever seen, would be nice if could at least trouble him.

Was thinking it was refreshing that Shelvey wasn't taking the set piece. What do we do? Pass it short to fucking Shelvey.

Did the same first half, until he realised no one else bothered.

Am I blind, or shouldn't that have been a corner?