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He's 23 ffs, plenty of time for him to recover and have a decent career if he's not stuck with them

Obertan?

That's a quarter of the league having binned their managers this season.

Nah, but he's definitely getting sent off like

Saves

I for one am shocked that Silvas Watford are beating Moyes' West Ham. Silva doesn't even know the league.

Thank fuck Zlatan didn't score, would never hear the end of it over here.

Tbf, Lookman is just a simple Anglicisation. Someone in his family has actually changed the spelling of the name to sound more English. Your pronunciation is correct for his original surname. I keep hearing Solanke as "SO-LANCK" or "SO-LANKY" but the S and and the E are the same sounds as in S(h)ola Ameobi, both are Yoruba names. It is "SHOW-LAN-KAY". Honestly, these are small things no one should care about. I am just turning into father already. Ibe is another isn't it? Three posts up

I'll manage just fine without a country whose fans boo and whistle the national anthem of their opponents. Whoa, I missed this. Had to Google it. Yeah, fuck them. Swedes did that against Portugal four years ago.

Brazil front three is tasty as fuck

Aye, definitely. Love how it doesn't sound genuine at all though

Monk was promoted from within at Swansea, wasn't he? Debatable whether he was a success or not like.

I'm sure it is, but they don't stand a chance of getting him. Signed a new contract in the summer, didn't he?

He's being completely misused by Mourinho. He was brilliant at Dortmund. He misses Pogba imo. Aye, Man utd have looked relatively poor since he got injured. Mkhitaryan looks a completely different player now compared to earlier in the season. Been completely invisible for a good few games. Lukaku suffering from being the only fit striker having to play every single minute of every game.

Morata

Martial, Rashford was on. Aye, sorry, meant Lingard not Rashford. Martian and Rashford are both good players, but Lingard is nowhere near Man U (or England) class, and Fellaini is just a dirty cunt who is only good in the air. I think Fellaini's fair enough even if he's a total shitheel, but agree about Lingaard, absolutely shit. Him and Herrera will score next week now. Can see the point in bringing Fellaini on, but it basically means you're Tony Pulis-ing things up with pumping high balls into the box. Man U should be better than having to resort to that IMO.

Martial, Rashford was on. Aye, sorry, meant Lingard not Rashford. Martian and Rashford are both good players, but Lingard is nowhere near Man U (or England) class, and Fellaini is just a dirty cunt who is only good in the air.

Pretty depressing subs from Mou when chasing a game in Rashford and Fellaini.

Aye, he's been great in his midfield play, but finishing has been wank today.

He’s outrageous. Should put together a team of players Mourinho let go, it could probably challenge for the title. De Bruyne, Lukaku, Mata, Cech (could understand him leaving though). Who else? Casillas over Cech like. If he was sold under Mou, not sure actually.

Ten points from 16 games, but still just one win from being safe

There's been 3 people lifted off there for noncing in the last few years. One of the arrests was recorded by that Dark Justice group. I won't post his username in case it gets me into bother. Well the one I know of, his username is is real name and his avatar is his real photo, so he's not the brightest of chaps. Was a nonce on here a while back, wasn't there?

Defoe is nailed on to score against us like

Aye http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/9426553.stm

Since the page number is 352 now, that reminded me of the time he tried to play 3-5-2 against Stoke, and predictably, it was a massive failure where not one player seemed to know what he was supposed to be doing.