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Loved his pre-match press conference this week. Sounds cautiously optimistic, which is just the right attitude going into a game like this. Says we were good against City, but not good enough and that the players feels that as well, and that we need to iron out the mistakes. No beating around the bush, just honest and true answers. So refreshing

Maybe. Wasn't suggesting we'll sign him or even be in for him, but career wise for him, we'd be a good move. We've probably got too many wingers at the moment anyway.

Plymouth, Lille (Cabaye Also, Hazard and Sow), Valencia (loved watching them when they had Silva, Mata, Villa, Hernandez).

Wouldn't we be the perfect type of club for Johnson at the moment? A step down, but not too big of a step down, playing decent football and use our wingers a lot.

Expand Three of the five questions were about Chelsea and their future prospects. One was about the 'damage' it does to Chelsea, and the pressure it puts Villas-Boas under. Then asking what he made of Chelsea, and if they're the team he knew. Then saying 'you can't keep losing if you're the Chelsea manager can you?'. Like his team doesn't fucking matter. Embarrassing shit. I would tell the reporter to fuck off after that.

Chelsea - Valencia is going to be a wanktastic game.

Won on half my bet, about five pounds plus on the night. At least I didn't lose today

German team score: Oh, it's not Dortmund:

That pass is fucking inch perfect, sublime.

Not sure if he'd fit in there. Mind, class player surrounded by other class players usually works.

Class player.

Messi does a Robinho What a fucking game so far though.

That's a class goal though tbf. Brilliant from Seedorf.

Oh for fucks sake!

Thiago man, what a player.

Was class from Thiago before the goal like, the way he cut out that long ball.

Xavi 1-0. Edit: Own goal, Xavi was off side. Probably shouldn't have been allowed.

Valencia 1-0.

Arsenal, Barcelona -1, Valencia - 1.5

I really can't tell you how much I hope Zlatan does not score today. Would be unbearable over here.

Was thinking the same. It's the only game that stands out for me tonight.

I've got absolutely nothing against Everton tbh. "Respect" their fans for not choosing the easy option and be Liverpool supporters, feel sorry for them for year after year doing well but never have any money, got nothing against Moyes and they've had quite a few players that I've liked recently. Plus the three Everton supporters that I "know" (Niel and 1878 on here, and a regular at the pub where I work) are all good lads, which helps as well.

Mackems, Liverpool and Stoke. In that order. EDIT: Used to hate Spurs, but they don't annoy me that much any more.