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For some reason I counted Blackburns losses as draws. To be fair to me, I slept all of 30 minutes last night.

City have started very well. Yaya is such a class player.

Started the season with two very good wins, haven't won since then though, every bet I've placed have gone down the shitter Tonight, I've gone for Man U, Madrid -1.5, Brum, Lyon, over 2.5 goals in the Bayern Munich game and over 3 goals in the Man City game (3 goals=no bet). "Only" need five out of six though, still can't see it happening

Loved that part Aye, best part

Eh? In the last 33 games. Forgot that some are cup games though.

So Kean has more points than Brucie

Locking this thread. We do not post football clips on here, nor do we ask for clips. Thanks.

So come on then, who would you leave out? Best, Ba, Obertan? Best as he needs some time in the reserves to get back to match fitness.

I was fucking sure he was taking the piss when he backed up his argument for benching Ben Arfa was that we should go back to the undefeated side. What in the absolute fuck is he on?

They've took 25 points from their last possible 27. No mention of who managed to match them and take points off them. They've been fucking terrific lately (didn't see the game today mind, but from the sound of it, they were again), and we matched them. I'd say that was one of our best games this season, both teams were very good, we might even have edged it. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them finish third this year.

So Heskey is still getting games?

It wouldn't have surprised me if Balotelli tried a cheeky chip in the middle.

Raylor must have an arsehole the size of a fucking pint glass by now considering how many times he'll have been raped by our oppositions wingers.

Took the mini-series out of the thread title because it was annoying me.

Sturridge needs to replace Malouda like.

Mikel, Drogba and Terry need replacing. Drogba is arguably their best player.

Because Essien is injured.

Mikel

Terry Lucas is such a cock.

Aye.

Maiga is on the bench for Sochaux btw.

I was fucking certain that was in

I really can't stand Luiz. Or Suarez. Or Terry. Or Agger. Or Cole. Or Lucas.

You're better than that Disco. That was on my level of unfunnyness.

How much did these benches cost?