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Good break, never felt like there was any danger there though.

A bit harsh that yellow iyam.

When did Colo turn into a nasty fucker?

Butt for fucks sake!

Good play from Carroll there.

Woho, a shot at goal!

Funny, it feels like we've been saying that about some other striker for quite a while.

Is the swedish loot on it? Nah. And he won't, because these kinds of predictions never come in.

Jonas will score today.

They are playing us in a game that will decide who wins the league. We're one point ahead, so a draw will see us winning it. They are a great side, haven't lost at home all season, but we're also the best away team in the league. Hysén (ex mackem, the twat) is in terrific form for them and is their main threat. One of their regular CB is suspended, while we have got our entire first team to chose from. I would expect a low score, 1-1 give or take a goal a side. But, it is basically a cup final, and absolutely anything can happen. I'm obviously staying well clear of betting. In the fight against relegation, Hammarby are already down, and Djurgården and Örgryte are battling for who'll get to qualify and who'll go straight down. Both teams needs to win, but both are pretty abysmal and to be honest, I don't fancy either of them to win.

Well done for getting the draw on the Villareal game.

Puertollano have been playing with a man less almost the entire second half.

When is Arteta supposed to be back?

Think I'll do a yankee on Arsenal, Chelsea, Burnley and Sunderland.

Higgins is just winning the third frame.

where are you getting the Villareal match updates from? bet365

You can usually find the statistics for the last games (usually six) played for both teams as well as league tables on most betting sites.

Who are Utd reserves playing like? Liverpool reserves, 1-1 after 75 minutes.

I've got Inter and Villareal on a double. And just as I post that, Villareal go one down against a third division team.

Smith and Nolan is arguably our best partnership, tbf. Nolan is our top scorer and Smith has probably stood for the most Man of the Match winning performances so far. Though of course, that post was really just another way to have a dig at Carroll, wasn't it?

For once, David, we can agree. It was great stuff. Kieron Gibbs impresses me every time I see him. This World Cup will probably be too soon for him, but he is sheer class. I quite liked the other full back as well, Gilbert. Ramsey for me is their stand out youngster, will be a cracking player in a few years.

Well done Thespence My betting is just horrible at the moment. Though I saved a bit of money by putting some half time bets on, but didn't cover all my losses. Almost down to even for the season after the last couple of weeks.

I'm sure that would be funny if I knew who that was

Michael Johnson scores for City.