Alberto2005

I heard he only took on 4.

This is going to be like going on a dating website and arranging to meet up with a woman whos profile picture is a super model and then meeting her and been disappointed to find she's a poor mans Pat Butcher.

"Yeahh Dembaaaaa"

I'm blown away by how good I think it is. I don't even want to see it now.

This is definitely the best goal I've ever not seen.

How did your mate get that piece of paper to stay on his face without holding it?

I don't see how it could have been much worse.

Can't wait for this old trademark. http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1872/ameobi1.jpg http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3663/ameobi2.jpg http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9111/ameobi3.jpg http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9831/ameobi4.jpg http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/307/ameobi5.jpg

Oh fuck off.

I expect Krul Simpson Coloccini Williamson Santon Obercunt Cabaye Tiote Jonas Best Ba

If Obertan starts, I can see myself getting myself frustrated at his ability to remain on the pitch despite been a french cunt dribbling around like he's controlled by a faulty remote control car steering wheel.

So naive.

He won't start, it's fucking ridiculous. Pardew is absolutely right when he says Hatem hasn't played to his best but even still Obertan has been fucking shit 90% of the games and yet he continues to start.

Roy

Both as shit as each other.

Another month?

Tiote nightmare? Best player ffs

I am thinking the reason not to start with Ben Arfa is height. Ba, Ameobi and Best all good on attacking and defending set pieces. Hopefully Ben Arfa starts today. Reason not to play Ben Arfa number 1,467. Get Messi on the bench.

Just reading the Wiki for this thing, as I didn't know it... What the f*** was this? Can't believe you've never seen it Someone used to die every week, was best when they bought that Davenport dude from Barcelona for like 20m and he went and lost his eye sight

He's best case scenario and still meh

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/9043/domesticviolence.jpg "We're calling him Cassius"

Cabaye wasn't class but Williamson impressed.

Best and Obertan have been fucking shit.