AlanSkÃrare

Fucking unreal how immensley bad this is. I want to puke. EIGHT fucking months and then come up with this shit!? Shoot me.

Please, please, please let it happen.

adamcampbell_ Adam Campbell Liam Ridgewell?!?! What the f**k!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Gignac it is then?

Carlton Cole yet to be mentioned.

Sewelly's link is basically what skysports are saying.

He's pacy and what we need tbh.

The case is closed. #nufc

Ruiz would be brilliant, beyond brilliant, at this point.

Nice FC Twente president apparently saying that Ruiz is close to signing for Fulham - and that #nufc came in for him too late.

Something concrete needs to come up within the next hour. Come the fuck on.

Come on http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11678_7140732,00.html

Agreed. He would be good too I think he's shit. Pretty much only seen him when they played Malmö in the Champions League, worst player on the pitch despite scoring.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dSWxEDhrjl4/TaHdTHGY_BI/AAAAAAAAA8w/VigIFYKN4V4/s640/per+hammar.jpg Per Hammar, character from Swedish movie "Tsatsiki, morsan & polisen". He basically is Tim Krul.

Neilfarrington Neil Farrington Ruznic: "It's impossible a move could happen now anyway, because Robert is in Malta."#nufc #jptransfers

Neilfarrington Neil Farrington Agent Amir Ruznic on Robert Beric: "I know nothing about this (NUFC). . . I have heard nothing from Newcastle...." #nufc #jptransfers

I want Ruiz

Why the fuck didn't we try for Cissé earlier instead of hoping for Erdinc all summer. Retardation.

I reckon this isn't dead yet. Think we'll make a real effort tomorrow.

£10m!!!!? Lovely. Go on Bruce.

Confirmed by his agent? PlayerRepJD Joseph Donkor by SkyGraemeBailey Alive & Kicking SMG are proud to announce the signing of Italian international Davide Santon to Newcastle United on a 5 year contract.

On the verge of a heart attack there

Good news we're not settling for him

Just confirm it

I remember being excited about him about two years ago. He played some really good games for us in the Championship. Sheffield United away and that 1-0-win at Doncaster the ones I remember. Pity if his fitness has halted his development.