Dr Venkman

If you think Mike Ashley's going to sack him after losing to Man Utd, you're literally insane too tbf He won't get sacked, even if the players revolted, ashley would sack the players instead of pardew, we are stuck with this clown and there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Some of the players are revolting tbf. honestly they can sell every single member of the squad and I'd be hard pressed to care about it every single one of them has no fucking spine or stomach for a fight. I think we've got quite a few good players, tbh.

I thought there was a feeling on the training ground that we should get some more points?

Not the first time I've said this, won't be the last. God bless these lot.

4-0 at home to Moyes' Man U It's those fucking 46 points, man, can we field an ineligible player or something and get a deduction?

If the crowd are so apathetic that they can take football this bad and say nowt, why can't they just stay at home?

Apathy, it's been like this for months. People don't care anymore. If only they'd not care enough to stop going.

nicked for twitter

we want 10, we want 10

Are you seriously expecting credit for being a downer on our best league finish since SBR? "I was a negative creep before being a negative creep was cool." Probably expecting credit for being able to watch football and understand a bit about what's going on?

Me and Mick basically saying the same thing Just don't see the point of your argument at all. He's shit, why bother trying to convince someone you've never met that he's ever so slightly less shit than they think he is?

Who gives a fuck, man? He's proven shite.

You were wrong.

Johnso on for Cattermo

Textbo header from Carro.

People still posting in here about no cohesion or style of play You're absolutely right, like, but we're about 3 years past that debate now.

Keep it tight. Bit of magic.

The amount of time that some have spent defending this idiot

I'll miss him, but I will genuinely be happy just to see him play a bit without being shackled by an idiot manager. I won't be honoured, I just like watching him play.

the crowd? not a bad idea tbh. Yep. The solution is for absolutely everyone to fuck off.

Just fuck off, the lot of you

So he's totally and utterly shit then, yeah?

He's going to put intelligence into them.

Just caught up with the last few pages....... He's got a winning mentality. Looking to defend and nick a win is certainly not his style He is going 'put intelligence' into the young players. Nice one, Alan. Part of the double act that has killed football for me after 30 years.

We only think he's shit because he plays for them. They only think he's shit because he plays for them. He's actually really good.