Dr Venkman

Surely we did?

I like him. Let’s have some more of him.

Take your point, but the move in to Leazes is very, very close, it's barely even a move.

Bath is 3/4 full.

Bath is half full.

We're opportunistic with our buying, look at Barnes. Players available at certain prices who we rate, we will go for.

Get the bath on!

Bath takes fucking ages to run mate.

Also. A bit of perspective. Most of us were delighted when news of this broke as, I think it's fair to say, we weren't expecting a CD signing this good.

I'll get the bath on.

This isn’t how conversation works.

I generally don’t watch any premier league football not involving NUFC. Was absolutely astonished when there was all this talk of Branthwaite moving for big money. Only time I’ve ever seen him play was when he came on as a sub at SJP and looked like he’d never played football before. Assuming he’s improved?

No mate I just find it really funny when people use the ‘in my eyes’ thing in that way.

Sorry

Also a dead canny lad. Used to work with him in great north run hospitality.

He was at the FA end of season presentation event last season handing out awards to the bairns. Mentioned that he’d been in first team squad last season and played for England. Nice lad.

Thanks for the confirmation.

How about Man U, eh? Bell ends.

Accepted, provisionally.

Relevant, sure. Exceptionally dull, in every fucking thread.