Ritchie

Get well soon Eddie.

I wouldn't be too bothered, Juventus will sign him for twenty million in January.

Does anyone know if he was there? I’ve been looking through the photos but can’t seem to find him. Such a shame he’s had to miss out as he was a big part of it.

Who's got the megaphone?

What in the fuck was that?

If we’re going to replace Isak with anybody it should be with Samu Aghehowa.

Maybe he’s pulled him out so he doesn’t get targeted?

What's with the mad obsession with set piece coaches these days? I don't even know who ours is.

Yup, we're definitely swapping Isak for this donkey.

Aston Villa?!

Gary Neville sounds so depressed.

Schar starts.

Can we send him back? Fucking hell.

They’ve got a cheek playing him up front mind.

ISAK!

Have they got no goalkeeper?

Matz Sels was on loan to us apparently.

Took longer for VAR to check that then it did for us to score it.

YEESSS!!

Fuck off Longstaff.

We should just buy Semenyo.

Every player seems to be sloppy as fuck it's weird.

Diallo is shite.

I think we should just hijack Palace's move for Maxence Lacroix.