Ritchie

I thought Portugal had the best player in the tournament? Anybody seen him?

Nice one, Ronaldo. 2-2.

If I had that bet on, I'd be furious by now.

Ermm... BT?

Carragher again.

8 for the group stages. 10 for the knockout rounds - 18 in total. Cheers.

Can someone explain what this means; Transfers Remaining: 18 / 8 How many transfers do I have left?

It'll be; Walcott - Giroud - Podolski Meaning that cunt Van Persie is off. No way all three of them can play together, they would just get in the way of each other plus Wenger seems to favour Walcott on the right for his pace and can rotate him with Gervinho if needed.

What the fuck?!

Sort the fucking sound out ITV, ffs.

YES! MY FIRST GOAL AND ASSIST!

Surely that's a yellow card.

Ref.

HERE WE GO!

Ben Arfa's been waiting for ages now.

Put the ball out man England, Ben Arfa's coming on.

Oooh Cabaye!

BEN ARFA TIME¬!

Henderson to score the winner.

Somebody make a sub, man.

Anyone seen Ashley Young and Danny Welbeck anywhere?

Get Ben Arfa on for Malouda.

He's already at a Champions League team.

Expect England to defend for the rest of the game now.