Ritchie

Oh ffs, was going to put Ashley Young first goal scorer.

Andy Carroll not being shit for one and a half games is getting some way over the top hype.

Downing starts.

5-3.

He can bring Derdiyok over as a friend, too.

Get him signed!

Barnetta playing any good?

Huddersfield.

Sheffield United 'keeper though he was taking a goal kick.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Goalkeeper time.

A goalkeeper will miss one.

They allowed all the shit players to go first.

This will go on forever.

They keep missing.

He'll end up at Liverpool.

Why the fuck have they interviewed Wilkins?

A NEW SIGNING! :frantic: (One we already knew about, like, but what the hell.)

Martin Kelly called up as cover. Full of Liverpool players.

My inbox is getting spammed with a load of betting e-mails.

ESPN.

Darren Lewis ‏@MirrorDarren Hazard: "However, I have decided to link up with my friend Yo at Newcastle United."

Who invited Dusty Rhodes?

Wish I could watch this.

Suspended again?! What the fuck is going on?!