Ritchie

I had Carroll next goalscorer at 4-0.

Shola getting ready.

Up to 8th!

OH YEAH!

9th in the league at the mo!

FUCK YEAH!!!

YES!

Awh shit, we're signing Steve Stone!

We should've gone for Odemwingie.

How about 12? Alliance Moscow CSKA Moscow Dinamo Moscow FC Moscow Krylja Sovetov Moscow Lokomotiv Moscow Molnia Moscow Nika Moscow Smena Moscow Spartak Moscow Tornado Moscow Torpedo Moscow

Anfield sounds dead.

We've Survived!

YES! WE'VE FUCKED UP EVRA!

Oh look, a Paul Scholes 'special'.

Great.

Fucking referee.

Alan Smith. ffs.

Nearly.

Alan Smith with a long ball special.

COME ON!

Please don't slaughter us.

Football Editor: Reports in Wales are claiming Cardiff City will announce the signing of Manchester City forward Craig Bellamy on a six-month loan deal on Monday.

I've got Reina in my fantasy team, the fucking bellend.

Fucking Arsenal cunts.

GET ANOTHER ONE!!