Ritchie

Owen injured.

Hooray! There's a lass tonight!

What happened to the lad that Axel Wistel snapped? Did he return from his injury?

Mr. Portsmouth

I think they had a transfer ban on them similar to the one Chelsea were going to get.

OMG! Where's the lass?!

Xisco!

You fucking dick!

The Hughton Chicken Dance is out again!

Well, I never saw that coming..

Same old shit.

Dean Saunders just said Smith could get a goal.

Commentator: "The game won't carry on like this for the full ninety minutes!"

Has their 'keeper even done anything yet?

Stop booting it up the pitch, you cunts!

Looks like Guthrie's on the left with Lovenkrands up front.

Fabregas isn't even on the line in the first place, he's in front of it.

Fucking cunts.

I fucking hate Derby County.

It's unlucky for Lovenkrands not to start but you can understand why.

Lovenkrands could easily double the goals he's got already. If only he started upfront more often in the league.

Last 5 Games: 5.86

The players were hardly going to sign short term deals, were they?

£55k? We'd better not have paid more than that!

Why couldn't someone have bought Darren Bent?!