Ritchie

FM Legend.

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I thought it was Sanli Tuncay?! Anyways, this guy is amazing. I love his hair.

Kieron Dyer didn't give any money. No suprise there then. Fulham and Watford had the most players giving money!! Not the most glamorous of clubs and one of them even got relegated.

Has it been confirmed a news conference will take place, though?

Excellent!

This one's great! It's a shame Bayern came back and got a draw, though.

Richard Dunne was captain, I think.

I wonder who Sam will pick as captain then - I bet it's Joey Barton!

I'm bloody loving this! Barton having a medical, Viduka practically saying he's going to be a Newcastle player next season, Rozehnal eager to join us. All this, and the transfer window hasn't even been opened yet!!

It's a good job Laurent Robert isn't here anymore, otherwise he'd be getting fined left, right and center!

Parker is so overrated it's unbelievable.

Haven't seen much of him so don't really know if he's a playmaker / creative player we're looking for, but how about Joao Moutinho from Sporting Lisbon?

Yidiray Basturk (Hertha Berlin) on a Free Transfer.

That's the Striking Department sorted then. Unless Owen / Martins or, with a bit of luck, Ameobi decide they want to leave.

On the West Ham board, they reckon they can get £7-9 Million for Reo-Coker!

Given? Oh Christ! How could I forget Given?!

So, if this deal went through. Who would everyone like as our captain?! Someone from the current squad? Solano, Taylor, maybe? Or A New Signing?

Hurray! £2 Million Profit!!

Am I the only one that hates it when the players go up the stairs to recieve their medals / the trophy? The stage in the middle of the pitch was so much better. Damn Sepp Blatter.

Some Liverpool fan, in all seriousness, just told me Benitez' tactics were the best he's ever seen.

Spot on. I agree with most of that, but Bellamy's pace would have been more threating against Milan's back four than Crouch's height.

DB = Dimitar Berbatov!

Primus has been one of their better players this season, I doubt he'll get dropped.

I'm sure it's July 1st.