Ritchie

Christ, he used the word 'buzzing'. He really is a cunt.

Shut up Hansen.

I've got Kroos and Muller. OMG!

5-0!

WTF?!

3-0!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28210975

Brazil.

Colombia's attack, man.

Don't take any advice from Hulk!

Fuck off.

Eight million.

It's all right, Pardew will just say we're targeting 4th this season and the player will buy into it.

Seem to be gaining points but going further down the league. I also have a 16 point Algerian on the bench.

There it is!

What kind of first touch was that?

Christ, we nearly had a goal there.

Why is his contract expiring in the middle of a major tournament?

Duarte, you nob. He's in my team!

Fuck off Robben.

Balloon it.

Fuck off.

This 'keeper.

A cooling break.