Ritchie

"Fair play Davey", "Fair play Dave", "You're a cunt!"

What mode was he in when he was on the bus?

Fuck off.

Everything about Mike Williamson is fucking shit.

Pardew, man. He just can't help being a cunt.

Didn't take him long to bench Bolasie.

Chelsea and Man City knocked out - so glad we decided not to take the FA Cup seriously again this year.

what henderson can't do, Emre Can

That first paragraph.

"Whenever a manager has a full week."

Thought LFEE did well not to call them all a bunch of cunts.

Hope he likes Sports Direct.

Colo's had a shave. Nooo!

What the fuck?

Fuck.

Coloccini.

What a run!

Gouffran O'Clock in five minutes.

It's going to be somebody completely random like Chris Hutchings.

Oh come on, let them have Riviere.

Unless.. we get Rudi Garcia!

Slim.