Tachikoma

I can see the promotion team wiping the floor with the current NUFC team, with Kevin Nolan bagging himself a hattrick.

If we're this shit with him only working 4 days a week I dread the day he decides to take the job on full time. Could someone of royal descent burn a leech filled with your blood and say "Alan Pardew"?

The only glimmer of hope I have left is that Ashley is waiting to confirm a replacement before sacking him.

I love our standards for a good Shola performance. He doesn't have to do anything good, or special, or even score. He just has to "Not f*** up". After 14 years of it. It's nice when he manages that It was genuinely good though. While it was nice to see that he had one last beast mode performance left in him, why did it have to be on a day we wanted to lose by a decent margin :|

Our first season back up was pretty good until cuntface showed up.

Its a never-ending nightmare, how the hell do you support a club like this?

Now if only his biggest fan would fuck off with him.

I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and find no change in the thread title, aren't I

We'd have kept Pardew, got rid of our quality players, got back up and had a fucking dire squad, still with Pardew, next season. Optimistic I think not getting relegated was the only reason he hung on to the job, couldn't have been too far off getting the chop last season.

I'm starting to wish Wigan relegated us last year.

Give em hell.

Hmm. I would like. Not a f***ing chance would I want us to buy success on the scale that Man City or Chelsea have. I know it would feel empty. Because this feeling is what its all about man. Because not subscribing to one means that you MUST subscribe to the other? Howeh. The alternative is never winning the league. I'd gladly sell my soul for a chance to compete. Because that's the reason we signed up to support this team >_> Honestly, just give us what we had in 02/03 again and I'd jizz myself to dehydration.

Liverpool you useless cunts.

Lol. And Liverpool still won't get a 3rd.

Pardew magic.

Lololololololol

Finally you fucking cunts.

Don't know. Done trying to understand him. Pardew out. Tmonkey probably got it right when he said the players motivate themselves against big name opposition, but generally can't give a rat's ass against anyone else.

FFS, that was 3 f***ing weeks ago. Someone spoiled that for me the day it came out, so f*** you all. The phrase you looking for is "sorry". This. Because I'm honestly waiting for all episodes so I can watch it in two days or so rather than have to wait a week for every episode. Ok, sorry.

Too angry for that shit right now.

FFS, that was 3 fucking weeks ago. Someone spoiled that for me the day it came out, so fuck you all.

Counting on this to happen two games in: *christ, fine, GOT slowmos beware*

Come on Pardew, bring on that half time talk.

Arghhhhh Liverpool wai u so bad