Tachikoma

Has anyone really been far even as decided to even go want to do look more like?

And that for me, is the most painful thing about Pardew's reign. Just imagine what we could have achieved with the players we had in the last 3 years without this solidified mass of Ebola managing us.

There you have it, Tiote, Anita, Gouffran and Sissoko not top drawer players - a secret known only to the Dutch and French. On the same token, they're hardly players you'd expect to see in a team always in danger of relegation.

Did very well for a striker out of position.

Probably included a few of the kids on loan.

Sums up his entire reign as manager.

Condescending much.

Wtf Anita <_<

If Stoke could finish he'd have a hattrick of assists now.

Stoke are fucking shite.

With a shred of hope that we might actually progress? http://telly.com/1I052JQ?sg=1 Would rather have Jonas manage us.

Like being seasick on a boat on its way to circumnavigate the globe.

What's a football secretary?

Laudrup is still available isn't he?

That has only been true for 3 of the managers we've had here, since I started supporting the club in 2003.

Fucker has more lives than a god damn cat.

If we have to lose I want us to get hammered as it will be another nail in Pardews coffin, so yes. Was disappointed when Nani missed.

To be fair to Pardew we were missing 4 of our most influential players in Remy, Sissoko, Debuchy and Krul. We also lose our structure and discipline when Pardew isnt on the touchline yelling out instructions like, "no more goals". Plus it was a bit windy out there, Man Utd have really started hitting their straps... i mean look how well they played against Bayern. The negative vibes from the home fans certainly didnt help the players out there either. The moon was too far away, couldn't get that extra bit of lift for our long balls.

You're going to have to cross those fingers so hard that you'll break them

An accurate assessment. Someone mentioned that the forum Reds would probably beat them. Having not watched them I'm still inclined to agree.

If you are wumming I will hang you by the balls off a helicopter. Ok, good, the heli would have been expensive.

Hope we've breached Mike's threshold for embarrassment now.

And Janazaj scores just after I swap him off Fantasy prem.

Notice how high Cisse places his shots 1/2 of the time. Makes it far easier for the keeper. Still managed to be the best player in the front 6, easily.

Tbf to Gosling he's done ok, relative to what we would have expected from him. Still should not be out there, and neither should De Jong.